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judicial reform plans. hello and welcome to bbc news. we start with the news that the celebrated british tv presenter and comedian paul ogrady has died at the age of 67. in a statement, his partner andre portasio said he passed away "unexpectedly but peacefully" on tuesday evening and thanked fans for "all the love they have shown him over the years". paul ogrady first came to fame as a drag artist before becoming a talk show presenter. our entertainment correspondent lizo mzimba looks...

housed on former military bases instead of hotels in new plans due to be announced later. germany prepares for the first state visit by king charles since becoming monarch. israels prime minister reacts angrily to comments by the us president who urged him to walk away from his controversial judicial reform plans. amsterdam warns rowdy british sex and drug tourists to stay away in a digital discouragement campaign targeting men aged 18 to 35. hello and welcome to bbc news. we start wit...

we ask the experts. good morning. one of the most famous victories in scotlands history as they maintained their perfect start to euros qualifying with victory over spain at hampden park. and after sleeping outdoors for three years, the boy in the tent is coming back inside having raised hundreds of thousands of pounds for charity. good morning. it is a mild and murky start to the day today, many of us will have cloud with some rain in the forecast, windy and temperatures higher than y...

climate change advisers to the government say england is strikingly unprepared for the unavoidable impacts of global warming. and after sleeping outdoors for three years, the boy in the tent is coming back inside after raising hundreds of thousands of pounds for charity. coming up on the bbc news channel... scotlands stunning win over spain maintains their perfect start to european championship qualifying, but their captain insists it is just a start. good afternoon and welcome to the ...

died suddenly aged 67. king charles has arrived in germany for his first overseas state visit since succeeding his mother as the british monarch. he and his wife camilla, the queen consort, were greeted with a ceremonial gun salute shortly after their plane landed in berlin. they then travelled on to the brandenburg gate. where there was an official welcome hosted by president frank—walter steinmeier. the landmark was once associated with the countrys division during the cold war, an...

that that she would not be part of the cabinet so i am not sure at this stage if there is a place for her. humza yousaf made it a priority to speak to kate forbes and ash regan as soon as it was announced on monday that he was to be the leader of the snp. we dont know what the conversation with ash regan entailed. ash regan is not here today and she will not form part of this new cabinet with the new six first minister of scotland and the youngest at 37. and also the first muslim first...

we start in germany. king charles has arrived on his first state visit since he succeeded his mother as the british monarch. lets show you the latest pictures — but a warning these contain flashing images. a short time ago king charles and queen consort camilla arrived at bellevue palace in berlin for a state banquet. hosted by the german president. this is now a three—day trip. and it began here in berlin. but this was all supposed to begin in france at the weekend. that leg thoug...

tonight in which he attempts to explain his listening of lies. he says not by trying to trick anyone. >> ive been a terrible liar what i tried to debates american people is that i made mistakes. this wasnt about tricking anybody. >> we will tell you the law he says he regrets every day. plus, the classic childrens book, charlie and the chocolate factory, matilda, and james in the giant peach are getting re-writes. the publisher is cutting it where its like that, ugly, and whites. is th...

morning in mexico, bringing heavy rains and leaving at least three people dead. the governor of texas announced a disaster declaration there as gusting winds and rain from alberto lashed the coast, triggering a dangerous storm surge that has flooded neighborhoods with several feet of water. meantime, today marks the first day of summer, and a dangerous heat wave is gripping much of the country. right now, 65 million people from the midwest to maine are under heat alerts, with temperatu...