Acidny News Today

Despite calls from the editorial boards of "the new york times" and dailinous to cease campaigning, anthony weiner insists he still wants to be mayor of this great city. this follows an excruciating and hastily organized press conference tuesday in which he was forced to confront new allegations of lewd and lascivious texting. but what has perplexed so many about these new revelations is not that he enjoys sending images of his genitalia to women he never met, but the actual timeline of events. ...