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You were the master mind behind that. lets play a little bit of this. >> i just dont understand why you didnt call? >> i was on etrade, diversifying my portfolio. like a wolf. thats volatility in the market. taken care of. wolf style. >> and that milk aaholic lindsay? >> knuckle what? >> build a diversified portfolio. >> that was great. can i ask you how you came up with that thing? did you have fun putting that together and cracking up all along the way? >> its a blast. one of the funnest campa...

I had been with the show for a few months. they used to play different music going into weather. one night they played peppy polka and she said, i hate polka music." well, in the days before e-mail, she got a ton of letters saying, how dare you, insult the national music of minnesota, and she contritely a few weeks later said, im sorry. wore a polka dot dress and she said, ill never say bad things about polka again. >> so many people know the lyrics. i know them by heart. hes learning them. all ...

No guys until you are 30. >> girls, remember, no date until you are 30. >> the date board is outraged. what is wrong with a tiny fruit? it is like a hard prune. >> i believe we now know who was writing the material for the captain of the uss enterprise. >> it is the best reason to keep obama healthy and alive for the next two years is that moment right there. >> i dont know. we have -- every one of us has -- >> a creepy uncle? >> yeah. >> some of the people arent even in your family, lauren, who...

>> all it is is rational control and turning around what the republicans did. >> isnt it time to take ownership. relevant news is what you seek. "fox and friends" and covers it every week. >> end. >> end. >> nice ad-lib. >> felt it needed something. >> that is dave brigs known as prince . alyson cam rota and i am dave morris . singing happy birth way with a viewer. happy birthday alyson. >> i will accept on her behalf. right to the headlines. we have so much to talk about this morning. it is day...

>> what happened, keith, they shut that ram in a couple of hours ago. in fact, it was right after kent welles technical briefing. and thats done hydraulically, and it closes pretty quickly, because its a ram, and its a blind ram that closes off that entire opening. that diverts the flow to these side valves. theres two in the old legacy stack and theres two in this new stack. and theyve been gradually closing the side valves. the only one we can see is on the rov feed is the one on the left and ...

Welles technical briefing. and thats done hydraulically, and it closes pretty quickly, because its a ram, and its a blind ram that closes off that entire opening. that diverts the flow to these side valves. theres two in the old legacy stack and theres two in this new stack. and theyve been gradually closing the side valves. the only one we can see is on the rov feed is the one on the left and it looks like only one is open, but you cant see the bottom valves, so im not sure exactly how many the...

>> its called an ad lib now. thank you, sir. >> see you later. >> you will. >> an update on the plan to building build that mosque in the shadow of the world trade center. a muslim group says show loyalty to america or get out. >> money is money, right? according to stuey, it is. i love that guy. [ male announcer ] hello, bikes and backpacks. ♪ aloha, surfboards and skis. ♪ welcome, strollers and sippy cups. ♪ the nissan rogues interior can be reconfigured dozens of different ways to handl...

Johnstons comment come -- >> good, pat! >> youre on the home stretch! >> johnstons comments come amid reports. go ahead. that he is -- that is he reconciling with the childs mother bristol. now this one has a happy ending. >> this one does. >> good ad-lib, pat! >> look at you! look at you! i felt it. i did. now, i feel that that might just be news. >> okay. they got a hook over there somewhere! >> you feel my pain, dont you? >> i feel your pain. >> chris has been looking up the words ive been us...

Nuclear weapon. the president of the united states, not seizing on that. that was in his prepared remarks, the remarks they gave us he was centers of before he said them that is something the white house definitely wanted to play up, that town hall yesterday in racine, bonus, bonus for the president. i dont know why he doesnt do these things every day, softball questions, six of them, some of them more lucid than others, but the president knocked every one of them out of the park. >> now, vick, ...

Party. the garbage man goes, see you there. not asked. i was in "vanity fair" one year and they didnt invite me to the party in the "vanity fair" issue. >> larry: all right. whats your thought as to why? >> a bad rep. i dont know! >> larry: the files you keep. you have jokes. meryl used to do that, right? >> and also bob hope. someone told me he had a joke room. isnt that amazing. hed walk in and there would be file cabinets and balloons, got it under here under "b." so i started trying to keep ...