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Wouldnt it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, you wouldnt be a proctologist, you could be an astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and there are these rules that everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this was an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. oh, come on, youve done it. >> there is so much comedy in the little details of life. its just taking a magnifying glass and throwing it ou...

Arent people stupid? not us. its the others. you ever notice? >> why is it? >> do you ever catch yourself? >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldnt it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, you wouldnt be a proctologist, you koud be an astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and there are these rules that everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this was an awful morning. i get up this morni...

Arent people stupid? not us. its the others. ever notice -- >> have you noticed -- >> what is it with -- >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldnt it make more sense if it was the other way around? then if that was true you wouldnt be a proctologist. youd be an astronaut. >> there are so many things that are distasteful in life and stupid. there are these rules that everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morni...

Arent people stupid? not us. its the others. ever notice -- >> have you noticed -- >> what is it with -- >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldnt it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, wouldnt be proctologist but astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and rules that everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side ...

Ever notice -- >> have you noticed -- >> what is it with -- >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldnt it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, wouldnt be proctologist but astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and rules that everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. come on, youve done it. >> there is so mu...

Asteroids? wouldnt it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, wouldnt be proctologist bronaut ast. >> so many things distasteful in everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. come on, youve done it. >> there is so much comedy in the little details of life. its just taking a magnifying glass and throwing it out to the audience. >> thats sort of my job, to think about stu...

>> have you noticed -- >> what is it with -- >> why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldnt it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, wouldnt be proctologist but astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and rules that everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. come on, youve done it. >> there is so much comedy in th...

Hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? wouldnt it make more sense the other way around? if that was true, wouldnt be proctologist but astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and rules that everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. i get up this morning and put maxi pad on adhesive side up. come on, youve done it. >> there is so much comedy in the little details of life. its just taking a magnifying glass and throwing i...

You ever noticed. >> why are hemorrhoids call hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids. if that was true, you wouldnt be a proctologist. you would be an astronaut. >> there are so many distasteful and stupid things and rules people have to follow. its tedious. >> i get up this morning and i pud my maxi pad on adhesive side up. oh, come on, youve done it. >>s is so much comedy in the details of life. its just taking a magnifying glass and throwing it out to the audience. >> thats my job to thin...

Other way around? if that was true, wouldnt be proctologist but astronaut. >> so many things distasteful in life and stupid and rules that everybody has to follow. its tedious. so they deserve lampooning. >> this is an awful morning. put maxi pad on adhesive side up. come on, youve done it. >> there is so much comedy in the little details of life. its just taking a magnifying glass and throwing it out to the audience. >> thats sort of my job, to think about stuff that a lot of us are too busy fo...