priorities straight. those in favor will say aye. aye. mr. chairman, on this vote, nine ayes and zero nos. the resolution is agreed to. greg: nine ayes like a fly. is that right? i don t think so. but there s a shocker. 25 days before the mid-terms, the january 6 panel votes unanimously to subpoena trump. that s about as surprising as the final score at a harlem globetrotters game and about as spontaneous as adam schiff s face. does that make sense? no. and what a co incident. it happens the same day the inflation number comes out and higher than hunter biden on free crack day. [laughter] crime is exploding like a can of sprite left in a freezer too long. the borders are as open as the west wing s windows when joe forgets his lactade pills. so why not? let s go after trump screams the dems. this guy has been in more fake trials than the cast of law and order. the hope is the new cycle will shift from biden s disasters to the orange monster that can make adam kinzing
porn star and online gamer said she broke her back jumping in to after jumping into a foam pit at a convention over the weekend. other gamers said they knew something was wrong by the way she yelled oh, my god, oh, my god. oh, my god. [laughter] i don t get that. i never heard of it before. a minnesota man is the new world pumpkin weigh-off champion after grow ago 2,500 pound gourd. first prize was $23,000 and a certificate confirming he s wasting his life. i would say that about the guy with the guitar. i love giant pumpkins. crawl in them. you can. greg: i can crawl in small pumpkins. in a convert in california,
john fetterman [booing]. all right. still leads dr. oz this sounds like a fairy tale. it does. greg: in the race for the state senate seat. if he wins, it will be the first time a doctor lost to a man that needs a doctor. [applause] an idaho man broke a guinness world record by balancing a guitar on his chin for an hour and 35 minutes. critics say it s the pointless use of a guitar since a cold play album. live nickel back alone. i m glad they said cold play. adriana checkchic, a popular