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If you disagree with me, you, sir, are worse than hitler. >> joe, is it surprising that so many young folk dont know who bin laden is? >> no, and every time i hear young people speak i worry about who will be pushing my wheelchair in a couple days? i let them slide. you know, 10 years ago is a very, very longtime if you were 3 or 4 years old. >> you understood pearl harbor. i was born 23 years after pearl harbor, but by the time you were 5 or 6 -- well maybe not. by the time you were 30 you knew...

And the navy seals went into a compound and there were armed men there. he put up a fight. something happened and he didnt surrender, and i never would think he would surrender. he was shot and they gave him a procedure burial and these people are insane. coming up, what is it like to bench press 450 pounds 10 times without stopping? later i interview myself. first, this. who will play bin laden in the movie, and which goat will play his love interest?

>> you get face interest pad all -- face interest pad all the time, is it hard to wash off? >> no. but i am upset the kid was alerted to the fact that he had face paint and told to take it off. i would go through all of social studies with mayonase and muss tared -- all over my face. the fact i was wearing diapers didnt help. >> you had a rough childhood and adulthood. >> that was high school. >> thank god it would be over soon. >> why do you think i treat myself the way i do. last topic, so t...

Take george clooney. >> thats what i was going to say. >> he is fitting, right? put a beard on him. >> but it has to be christian bail. he will want to lose all of the weight. he will learn arabic. and then he wont win an oscar. >> did you see the pictures of mel gibson directing uh poke caw lip toe? >> in hollywood they have less company for him than osama bin laden. they wouldnt even let him tryout for temperature. -- for it, he would be fantastic. >> we found the most annoying, pathetic perso...