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By some miracle, we managed to rank 20 of the funniest Blues Brothers quotes.

♪ >> we told you we aint lying. >> ed personally booked every guest for the show today. >> including mike huckabee. >> lets bring in mike huckabee. governor, thank you for being here. i know youre a big fan of ed henry. >> happy new year. >> ed rocks the show. >> he does. he does. its so true. >> whats this recipe you have. its national bacon day. were trying to talk about bacon and youre talking about black eyed peas on twitter? >> you got to have black eyed peas on new year. i just mentioned...

Dont be-- uh, un-uh, dont be flirting with me, young thing. i jump over there and knock something off of ya. i aint lying. your body would be going one way and your wig would be going the other. you better ask somebody. the success did not come quickly. for five years, you were a failure. yeah, yeah, yeah. well, when i look back now, being older, i realized it was all learning and proving and-- and getting me into the right place to be able to handle what im dealing with now. so over five years ...

I jump over there and knock something off of ya. i aint lying. your body would be going one way and your wig would be going the other. you better ask somebody. the success did not come quickly. for five years, you were a failure. yeah, yeah, yeah. well, when i look back now, being older, i realized it was all learning and proving and-- and getting me into the right place to be able to handle what im dealing with now. so over five years you were on the ropes. you didnt give up. - no. no. - why? t...

>> thank you. well get back with you and conduct your idr board, okay? >> im not going home anyways. this is crazy, man. all im doing is going to sleep. i aint done nothing wrong. i aint whooped somebodys ass, something. >> well, thank you for that. >> theyre trying to give me 20 days in the hole. they can kiss my ass. not taking 20 days in the hole. >> do you have a sleep problem or is that just a last-ditch effort -- >> yeah, it is a little bit of a lie. i do have a sleeping problem a little b...

Well get back with you and conduct your idr board, okay? >> im not going home anyways. this is crazy, man. all im doing is going to sleep. i aint done nothing wrong. i aint whooped somebodys ass, something. >> well, thank you for that. >> theyre trying to give me 20 days in the hole. they can kiss my ass. not taking 20 days in the hole. >> do you have a sleep problem or is that just a last-ditch effort -- >> yeah, it is a little bit of a lie. i do have a sleeping problem a little bit. i dont lik...

Hole. >> thank you. well get back with you and conduct your idr board, okay? >> im not going home anyways. this is crazy, man. all im doing is going to sleep. i aint done nothing wrong. i aint whooped somebodys ass, something. >> well, thank you for that. >> theyre trying to give me 20 days in the hole. they can kiss my ass. not taking 20 days in the hole. >> do you have a sleep problem or is that just a last-ditch effort -- >> yeah, it is a little bit of a lie. i do have a sleeping problem a li...

Disorder. you can call my mom and ask her. >> have you gone to medical? >> im not taking 20 days in the hole. >> thank you. well get back with you and conduct your idr board, okay? >> im not going home anyways. this is crazy, man. all im doing is going to sleep. i aint done nothing wrong. i aint whooped somebodys ass, something. >> well, thank you for that. >> theyre trying to give me 20 days in the hole. they can kiss my ass. not taking 20 days in the hole. >> do you have a sleep problem or is ...

This level of support, as long as there are 16 other candidates dividing up the vote share, 25% is enough. that plan wont work because the number of candidates will drop out. pressure like rick perry and bobby jindel to drop out because their supporter will say as much as i want to see you live out your dream that will put pressure on trump. >> it will be an interesting fall. >> you aint lying. thousands evacuated with dozens of wild fires ranging in the western u.s. scorching more than a mill...

Distracting if you are trying to drive down the street. >> he tries to inspire those stuck in traffic with his hand made signs, honk for life and honk for peace among them. he says he is doing his thing because he loves houston and its people and he is trying to make their drive less stressful. >> he is also trying to make a buck. apparently hes trying to help to raise funds for a surgery he actually needs. he has a go fund me page. im not sure what the surgery is and what he has made so far but...