From hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. Terry bradshaw and howie long. Ronnie chan and Rashad Jennings. Plus, music from brothers osborne with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel jimmy, im the host of this show. Thank you for watching at home. And thanks for joining us. Please relax. I got to tell you, its not a great night to be in a crowd. Were getting hit pretty hard by covid here at the show. Three of the five members of our band, the cletones, are out sick tonight. We and i said it once, ive said it a hundred times. You shouldnt be sharing one trombone. You should each have your own. Our bandleader cleto, our drummer jonathan, our bass player, ronda, are all out with covid. I guess what, you guys werent invited to the orgy or what . The great jimmy earl and Kevin Stevens are filling in. Welcome back, jimmy. How are you . We say hello to the paxlovid five, everybody, and. I also would like welcome those of you who are still conscious after the monday night Football
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Former president obama will meet with the leaders of china and india during an Upcoming Trip abroad, while President Trump will meet with who he thinks are leaders of china and india. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to recent analysis, the fcc received more than a million fake comments in favor of repealing net neutrality. Its the most fake comments ever found outside a high school reunion. [ laughter ] oh, my god, you look great [ laughter ] a family in seattle recently called the police after discovering a fourfoot snake hiding in their toilet. Said the fourfoot snake, please, call me jeff. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study has found that dogs love seeing humans smile. Usually. [ laughter ] [ growls ] according to reports, disneys hall of president s is scheduled to debut theyre donald trump statue sometimes before christmas. Until then, theyre keeping him in the haunted mansion. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study found that people who grew
Former president obama will meet with the leaders of china and india during an Upcoming Trip abroad, while President Trump will meet with who he thinks are leaders of china and india. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to recent analysis, the fcc received more than a million fake comments in favor of repealing net neutrality. Its the most fake comments ever found outside a high school reunion. [ laughter ] oh, my god, you look great [ laughter ] a family in seattle recently called the police after discovering a fourfoot snake hiding in their toilet. Said the fourfoot snake, please, call me jeff. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study has found that dogs love seeing humans smile. Usually. [ laughter ] [ growls ] according to reports, disneys hall of president s is scheduled to debut theyre donald trump statue sometimes before christmas. Until then, theyre keeping him in the haunted mansion. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study found that people who grew
Former president obama will meet with the leaders of china and india during an Upcoming Trip abroad, while President Trump will meet with who he thinks are leaders of china and india. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to recent analysis, the fcc received more than a million fake comments in favor of repealing net neutrality. Its the most fake comments ever found outside a high school reunion. [ laughter ] oh, my god, you look great [ laughter ] a family in seattle recently called the police after discovering a fourfoot snake hiding in their toilet. Said the fourfoot snake, please, call me jeff. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study has found that dogs love seeing humans smile. Usually. [ laughter ] [ growls ] according to reports, disneys hall of president s is scheduled to debut theyre donald trump statue sometimes before christmas. Until then, theyre keeping him in the haunted mansion. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study found that people who grew