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state, i get a subpoena. its no coincidence they indicted me the very same day that it was revealed that the fbi hid explosive evidence that joe biden took a $5 million illegal bribe from ukraine with. next hunter will probably be charged with some very minor offense so that the fbi and doj can pretend that theyre fair, they want to pretend theyre fair, we got hunter. for jaywalking. [laughter] as far as the joke of an indictment, its a horrible thing. its a horrible thing for this cou...

[ cheering and applause ] >> i agree. i know. that show was pretty good. happy thursday everyone. president biden is in italy for the g-7 summit. auto want to say joe was out of it but he says his first order of business is to meet chef boy he. every time he heard someone say g-7 he yelled bingo. they also awkwardly saluted the italian prime minister but in joes defence he thought it was princess peach from the super mario brothers. sunday is fathers day. or as hunter bidens abandon 5-...

So like new mexico, for some reason you always see ufo to in -- pete: thats off the list. will: right. rachel: oh, its not like where you could survive, but where youre more likely to see -- less likely -- pete: yeah. a lot of military bases in texas, the aliens would probably target that. kay and tennessee, fort campbel- rachel: got it. will: i think you want to live someplace you could get to one of those places within 36 hours, get to the mountains, get to the woods, get to your guns -- pete:...

Aliens may be coming and we sent nick watt to check on them. >> picture the kind of people you expect to come to an event like this, youre right, theyre all here. dancing by night, chilling by day. alum null foil hats and conspiracy theories. >> i think there is something in there. >> they might have some parts or whatever, i dont know, who knows, a collision. but if there is aliens, theyre children of god. how do you like that one. >> are you an aero51 conspira

The gate at the base at 2:00 a.m., a few arrests, one for indent exposure. they warned it is very dangerous to trespass. mary ramirez is drinking win at lunchtime. >> even you think storming the base is a bad idea. >> i do. >> so maybe the attendance wasnt quite what they hoped for, but it was organized very last minute. the two main organizers fell out, there was a competing event in las vegas, and you know if people have a good time, not too much breaking the law, who knows maybe it will becom...

Assembly, and with so many powerful figures coming to one place, authorities are ramping up security. im joined now by a former secret service agency that coordinated social security for the united nations general assembly five times. >> it is a significant undertaking and the department of oklahoma lapd security has designated it as a special national security event. it allows for a spul spectrum of resources to be provided by the federal government to execute on a security mission. it also all...

Say, but any military could create a cover story for anything. >> anthony: any possibility of, like, cyborgs or aliens? >> norio: good question. >> james: i -- you know, ive heard that there is and then ive heard that there isnt. >> norio: were taking you to a place, an undisclosed location -- >> anthony: right. >> norio: -- whats known as albuquerques own area 51. >> anthony: there will be no probing involved. uh, you know, cause every time theres, like, alien stuff, theres always probing, alwa...

Carry high-resolution cameras across the soviet union. when they got way up in the atmosphere, theyd pancake out like a flying saucer. might that explain the excessive zeal and mysterious behaviors? i mean, if one of these things crashed in the desert, you can well understand that a whole bunch of sinister-looking bodies would show up and start telling people, "never speak of this incident," and -- >> norio: you know, its hard to say, but any military could create a cover story for anything. >> ...

An alien spacecraft. anyhoo, back then, they were working on some pretty cool stuff. for instance, a mylar-like weather balloon designed to carry high-resolution cameras across the soviet union. when they got way up in the atmosphere, theyd pancake out like a flying saucer. might that explain the excessive zeal and mysterious behaviors? i mean, if one of these things crashed in the desert, you can well understand that a whole bunch of sinister-looking bodies would show up and start telling peopl...

>> any possibility of like cyborgs or aliens? >> good question. i heard that there is and then ive heard there isnt. >> were taking you to a place, an undisclosed location, whats known as albuquerques own area 51. >> there will be no probing involved. because every time theres like alien stuff theres probing. always with the probing. i dont understand. if theyve been coming here for years, havent they done enough probing? >> if we were from like "ghost well, if you were those -- from like, uh, "...