know who we are. it will take us through the tough times. from new york, good night, from new york, good night, america. captioned by closed captioning services, inc welcome to red eye. it is like fox and friends without the friends. let s go to tv s andy levy for a free pre game president are. what s coming up? high schools making students sign contracts saying they won t be getting freaky on the dance floor. why i should never use the phrase getting freaky on the dance floor and why eating french fries makes you happy and calm. and why did a fellly passenger assault mitt romney on a jet? we ll investigate whether it has something to do with perfect hair. thank you, andy jie. let s move the show along. i am depressed about curling. you will get over it. they are delightful, delicious, disarming, but enough about my abs. let s welcome our guests. she once strangled a bull with her bear hands. i am here with the deceptively gentle correspondent jill dobson. she
their they re beautiful,er that brainy. enough about sea horses, let so welcome our guests.tes. could sweet she gives sugarco diabetes. i m here with courtney friel. so hot she leaves a trail of e stranded polar bears in herma wake.. she makes decisions like i makr imsinces. janine pirro. she knows legal like i stalk beagle. i love those floppy ears,enou. people, i can t get enough. the def to meilen nationalls guard. nce lived in a cracker barrel for a month. and she is a bottomless pit of wit. sitting by me is allison rosen. she is so bright the sun often sits outside to catch a few allisons. and his section has no direction. it is our new york times cory spawnent did. good to see you, finch. check out president arear dave itscov of the werewolves in today s art section.
good pop son. you leave chris martin alone. i hate him. him and his signs and goofy lyrics and the annoying wife. i m with you. if it is easy enough to change, change it. you can say the same thing about football skins. certain teams should have their teams changed. because the giants offend big people? by the way, i am fine with inning chaing the name of the train line to the gold line as long as it doesn t go through a heavily jewish area. careful. and gold is an excellent investment. it really is. bill, i took allison s tempest and the tea mark remark to be anti-tea part. party. 1 of two members were offended. it was a subtle jab of at
andrew charles donohue seen with your dad with, get, this, first degree arson after unloading the turdish trick on his nay neighbor, wayne pickens. they pulled the stunt once, but being idiots tried it again later that night. th time pickens ambushed him and tackled him and held him down until the cops arrived. we don t have a picture of duane pickens, but i imagine he looks like this. me looks angry. allison, i go to you. i kind of love this story. there is a sting involved. but is this arson, really? well, it is intentionally setting a bag of pooh on fire and you leave it out of it could be arson, but you can t say for sure. i feel like as a culture can t we moved past flaming bags of dog poo. it is like the slinky of pranks. it will always be there.
you ve got to worry about this when you are getting in line more than anybody. me? when they see you geting in line everybody at security is going to run to that place to watch you. so are you worried? well, you know, i would be comfortable going through one of the screeners, but i think it is the celebritys that are lessen do youked endowed who won t want to go through. maybe they shouldn t tip off the paparazzi before going to the airport. will you be worried about that? yes, i will. i will be wearing a prosthetic device. they are like, look, that guy is wearing a prosthetic device. or he is a terrorist and there is something in his pants. whatever it is, it will be engorged. allison, i don t care about celebrity privacy, do you? i care about people ease privacy. celebrities less than regular people. they seek out the public ie. they want to be famous. this is part of being famous. less sympathetic than the