Housing, food and medical care. Stephen thats right. The government is paying for Research Chimps to retire to louisiana. Because not even psychologically scarred aprils want to live in floor airports want to live in florida. Nation applause big Sunshine State fans tonight. Nation, this is great news. Because it Means Congress can agree on a social safety net as long as its not for human beings. And if theyre willing to reward Research Chimps with curby retirement, i see no reason why we shouldnt just offer the same deal to our elderly. As long as we can use them for medical experiments first. Face it, come on, face it. They already swallow whatever pills you put in the tray. And since we wont need chimps for research any more, we can have them do all the Things Congress refuses to pay people to do. Like rebuilding our bridges or paving our highways. I mean it would be so much better because a chimp on a tricycle is funny but a chimp on a steamroller, hilarious. Come to think of it, wh
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