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♪ have some fun be a pal to every anchor guy and gal ♪ ♪ do the world news polka i read the news today. oh, boy. ♪ ♪ who cares what the bosses think theyre a goofy crew ♪ ♪ here is what you have to do ♪ ♪ when they yell its half past three ♪ ♪ tell them, hey its news to me ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ they make us work the graveyard shift thats why we go for broke ♪ ♪ so why not turn to abc and join our little joke ♪ ♪ five whole days every week were here ...

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>> okay. so if youre like me, maybe youre like sleeping intermittently, this is going to make you feel better. the bbc are saying unbroken eight hours of shuteye, sleep, uh-uh. sleep experts are making the case of broken sleep patterns. a historian says its perfectly normal for slumber to be interrupted. one sleep expert even suggests broken nighttime patterns can help regulate stress. he tells people what they are experiencing is a throwback to the bimodal sleep pattern, when you -- >> lets hop...

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♪ have some fun, be a pal ♪ ♪ every anchor guy and gal ♪ ♪ do the world news polka ♪ ♪ everybody ♪ ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ ♪ insomniacs only ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ ♪ who cares what the bosses think ♪ ♪ theyre a goofy crew ♪ ♪ no clue ♪ ♪ and if your neighbors call the cops, heres all you have to do ♪ ♪ when they yell its half past three ♪ ♪ tell them, hey, its news to me ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ ♪ they make us...

♪ so grab your "world news now" mug ♪ ♪ and everybody dance ♪ have some fun, be a pal ♪ every anchor guy and gal ♪ do the world news polka ♪ everybody ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ insomniacs only ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ who cares what the bosses think ♪ ♪ theyre a goofy crew ♪ no clue ♪ and if your neighbors call the cops, heres all you have to do ♪ ♪ when they yell ♪ its half past three ♪ tell them, hey, its news to me ♪ ♪ thats the wor...

If youre looking for a long flight, theyve narrowed the aisles and let people cud nell coach. >> probably cuddle up with a kid as well. as a parent, i like that one. >> well done. >> out of "the new york times," twitter has a new look. really does. i have been checking it out. unveiled the ambitious design thursday. intended to draw new users, keep them on social network longer and attract advertisers. im a homing pigeon. i like everything to stay the same. >> im not a twitterer. >> you are. >> ...

>> what theyre talking about. i feel like a crack head. its true. >> here comes the polka, folks. what else can we say? >> its friday. ♪ politics and foreign wars ♪ all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ its late at night youre wide awake ♪ ♪ and youre not wearing pants ♪ so grab your "world news now" mug and everybody dance ♪ ♪ have some fun be a pal every anchor guy and gal ♪ ♪ do the world news polka everybody! ♪ ♪ thats the world news polk...

♪ have some fun be a pal ♪ ♪ every anchor guy and gal do the "world news" polka ♪ everybody! ♪ ♪ thats the "world news" polka ♪ insomniacs only. ♪ ♪ thats the world news polka ♪ ♪ who cares what the bosses think theyre a goofy crew♪ >> no clue! ♪ and if your neighbors call the cops heres all you have to do ♪ >> move? ♪ when they yell, its half past 3:00, tell them, hey thats news to me ♪ ♪ thats the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ they make us work the graveyard shif...

♪ so turn on "world news now" and everybody dance ♪ ♪ have some fun ♪ be a pal ♪ every anchor guy and gal ♪ do the "world news" polka ♪ everybody ♪ ♪ thats the "world news" polka ♪ >> basic cable customers only! ♪ ♪ thats the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ its no viral video that people play and play ♪ ♪ its more like an infection that you cant make go away ♪ ♪ listen once to this refrain ♪ and its burned into your brain ♪ ♪ thats the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ ...