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She talks about castrating with such ease. she reminds me a lot of you. >> she gets it. we dont want to be equal, to men, we want to be better than them. so we want to stand over them and look down as they bleed to death. she gets me. the beginning of this video looks like one of those "snl" commercials. >> are we sure this is real? this is real, right? i love her. andy, she has -- when she talks about castration, its with the chilling ease of hannibal lector. were you turned on or really turned...

>> the only thing i would be nervous about is what is the incentive to work hard to become a boss? dont you want to work your way up the ladder to get better jobs? robots should be the entry level jobs. >> what youre saying is robots are taking our big jobs. but youre endorsing a robot ceiling, which im against. coming from a woman, who shouldnt even be working, i find that offensive. >> the thing i dont like about robots is you can never tell from their face if theyre joking or not. >> andys li...

Better in the 80s and the wayans did this much worse with "white chicks." why are we even talking about this? >> we didnt have time to write that one up, and i think you can lead with it tomorrow, andy. >> good credit, black people cant have good credit? >> i guess thats what hes saying. jessie, on a scale of 1 to 10 -- just go ahead and answer. >> tgi friday or some [ bleep ]. that infur yates me every time black comics do that. d.l. hughley did that once, where i cant catch a cab. when is the ...

Be cool with that. >> jessie, youve been a foot locker striper for 13 years. >> 13 great years. >> and youre moving up slowly. can you manage a robot manager telling you to grab a size 13 nikes from the back? >> absolutely. i dont work at the foot locker in tk. -- tokyo. >> it made me think of you immediately. how would you feel taking orders from an enormous two foot tall robot? >> thats hurtful. and im going away for a week and im going to leave with a sour taste in my mouth. andy, most people...

A job that makes something, youre uncool. thats a problem in america today. now, this is an easy question for you, im sure. do you consider yourself cool? i would think youre cool. youre very good looking. sexier than most movie stars and smarter than anyone ive met. must be hard for your panelists to maintain any sense of self-esteem. they must feel like failures. but the question is, are you cool? >> im not cool, because i reject the word. i prefer good. i believe i am good. people can only be...

Hash tag cream cheese eating. someone likes the stereotype. cannon also posted a video on instagram apologizing for this offensive joke. >> conner small, thats the name, bro. >> that was no apology. if anything, it made it worse. you know who doesnt see skin color? conehead dog. >> hes like a lawn mower. >> andy, i dont know. >> i dont know either, man. >> its a jewish dog. >> is it a jewish dog? >> i dont know. >> you are the worst antisemite ever. >> im very lazy at it. as the only black perso...

>> its subjective. they had them write a joke the joke could be funny or not funny regardless of the alcohol. you cant quantify that exists in a world in a study all jokes are equally funny? its a horse concept. >> i love youre so serious. >> i know. . >> i worked in an ad agency when i first started. like, everybody, i tried to get a job in an ad agency. every jackass is like were so hilarious we have a basketball hoop. look how hilarious madmen is. >> its not funny. >> its a scream. >> andy? y...

shes so hot that birds fly to her in the wintertime. shes dagan mcdowell. tharpgs for coming. she confirms it did hurt when she did fall from heaven. but feels better knowing that earth now has an angel. thats a psychotic laugh when nothing is funny. when you laugh and theres no joke, thats a sign of psychosis. and he would like to take this opportunity to reremind you that if you tweet him about his cats, he will block you. hard to believe his follower account has stopped going up. it...

Dumb. shes going to be in college in september. all shes got to do it is make it through another six, seven months and less than a year, in that time she wont have a curfew. she can drink as much as she wants, date whoever she wants. thats it. shell be free. all she needs to do is chill. >> charles, did she get, like, enormously horrible advice in this situation? her friends dad represented her whos an attorney where she also lived when she moved out of her house. thankfully this judge seemed to...

Happened, but weve hit an inflection point and i dont know if we can get back to that point. we need to bring back corporal punishment, the pledge of allegiance, bring back respect for others. i didnt think id sound like an old fogy, but in a couple generations im seeing the locked door, you know, to the kids sort of dominating. the kids shouldnt dominate. >> i think this one went way, you know, across the line. all right. i can hardly wait to see what you think about this topic. talk about a mo...