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Its the mens room at an Arthur Treachers just kidding its my inlaws house what im saying is please wear a mask so i can go home. Lets get to the news, you guys. President trump visited Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday and wore a face mask publicly for the first time wow only four months too late. Whats he going to do next, drag his Christmas Tree out to the curb start making sourdough starter and watching tiger king . Govern before wearing a face mask to visit Walter Reed Medical Center, P...

Now to black friday, the summer edition. Retailers are offering deep discounts on just about everything. Designer clothes and kitchenware are up to 70 off at macys. And jcpenney is offering more than 50 off clothing. This is the fifth year for black friday in july. Some analysts say the coronavirus pandemic has forced some retailers to offer sales now to avoid bankruptcy. Before you take advantage of any of those sales, you might want to reconsider your personal finances. So Many Americans were ...

Police and more effectively that when so many people lose but i am going to do everything as the world gradually returns to normalcy, were seeing less lets get to the news. I dont think that i can to see that biden is seth you were actually to like, does this joke work all my favorite colors a od dam a good day for m President Trump dismissed their jobs, they also lose their if you need a new equinox, get 0 apr for 72 months scheduled to be in studio to deer grazing on our streets, a good day to...

More strain on relations between the 2 countries. Because we cant hold power to account and we cant do anything with a blow to press freedom in the philippines 2 journalists were convicted for the 1st time in a libel case. Credit lockdowns are being reimposed on around 15000000 indians in the city of shinai and several neighboring districts the Eastern Region recorded almost 2000 new cases raising the total to more than 44000 people with 4 135. 00 deaths a full lockdown will be enforced by start...

[ crowd chanting ] texas opening up their health clubs. Two days after marking its n, w from illinois to michigan, rivers dangerously rising. Evacuations under way. This morning, eight states under flood watches. Ginger is tracking the latest. New twist in the case of those missing idaho siblings. Exclusive Police Body Cam footage shows lori vallows late husband telling police shed gone crazy, threatening to kill him and worried she might try to hurt the kids. The footage only on gma this mornin...

Ramadan. More than 58000 High School Students in chinas coronavirus epicenter rojas are back in class for the 1st time since the outbreak began after being closed for 4 months where the 120 schools have now resumed the middle School Students they are still staying at home who by province where it is located has gradually ease its lockdown since april no new cases have been reported for nearly a month to live now to betray you she joins us live in beijing katrina sure the world is going to be wat...

I love you all right, next time ill send you a card whbat . An email thats what i meant. An email send you an email. Thats right today is earth day and like most people i am recycling the same outfit ive worn for the past 35 days i love earth day my favorite part is seeing the kids wake up, run down the stairs and open their buckets of compost left under the tree aw today is the 50th earth day. You can tell earth day turned 50 because earlier today, earth changed its hairstyle and bought a corve...

John miller to pose as his own publicist in the early 90s, a new report has surfaced showing that trump also used the name Donald Barron as far back as 1980 how is anyone so lazy they can only be bothered to change half their name when going undercover unless he didnt decide that until halfway through that he wanted to do it. Yes, this is Donald Barron. A different donald a different donald and now i can say whatever i want. Like how i, donald, just saw donald trump, not me barron, in the office...

Ow who knows, maybe ill have a a sex on the bleach. I dont know lets just see where the night takes me during his press conference last night, President Trump suggested that the virus could be killed by injecting disinfectants. Even the mayor of las vegas was like that sounds dangerous. Trump also suggested using heat or a very powerful light on the body to kill the virus trump was is like, thats why i stared directly into the eclipse. But today trump said that his comments on ingesting disinfec...

Cmon, lets freaky friday quarantine i sort of picked up from social this thing. Media that youre watching old ahhh, no. Television shows yeah, im well, im senator Elizabeth Warren said catching up on real housewives yesterday she would be former of new york. Im starting with season 1, Vice President joe bidens which took place in 2008 running mate if he asked and im currently in season 3, while senator Amy Klobuchar said shed be his running mate even if he didnt which is i believe were in late P...