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0 instead i rip open my flesh and bleed and i still get rejected. and i am scared. i am not done with this, greg. after that we go to the soup kitchen. i know why they targeted verizon. there is a group called the ee f which oddly does not stand for anything. it is just eef. they basically rate various on-line companies to see which one rtz most secure and which are the least likely to cooperate with the government when it comes to stuff like this. guess which one came in dead last? verizon. odd...

Rather have the zed and gimp play set. a lot more fun. blowtorch and ply yes, sirs sold separately. >> i have less of a problem with this than the old anna tom mickly correct barbie and ken. >> they were never anatomically correct barbie and ken. >> well ken wasnt, but skipper -- >> i remember having a couple where she was like, keep her clothes on. >> i had no idea. >> i was too busy playing with stretch armstrong. >> you will be up on ebay. bill, you know what drives me nuts about this story...

Rather have the zed and gimp play set. a lot more fun. blowtorch and ply yes, sirs sold separately. >> i have less of a problem with this than the old anna tom mickly correct barbie and ken. >> they were never anatomically correct barbie and ken. >> well ken wasnt, but skipper -- >> i remember having a couple where she was like, keep her clothes on. >> i had no idea. >> i was too busy playing with stretch armstrong. >> you will be up on ebay. bill, you know what drives me nuts about this story...

0 liz mcdonald. liz is short for elizabeth. and the best juice of his pages is lining bird cages. our new york times cory spawn department. gad to see you, pinch. >> tyler kapner, the hall of fame voting shutout was a, quote, resounding referendum in baseball. back then winchester was the one to watch, but he struggled with the screwball which was the best side order of a side ordered spit. at the end of the day, the oklahoma lookilous won and the separate but equals didnt. >> i think i got the ...

I want an action figure of bill. what would be his kryptonite? i am not sure. >> you use bill and amarosa in the same sentence. they are interchangeable. >> i want to see them fighting. >> we have similar hair. >> i am begging you, please address this topic without saying anything offensive. >> all righty, i will give it a whirl. >> somebody look up the word whirl. what does that mean? >> oh my god. in 1880 it meant -- >> i dont see any problem with it. the film itself i guess spike lee was givi...

month ago you were mocking me mercilessly for wearing a v neck sweater with a collar outside of it. >> really? >> yes. >> this is what happens when you leave your stuff at my place. >> you are just a little filth bucket. >> i am curious, you mentioned john cook. is that the john cook who lives in prospect heights? >> it might be. im not sure. jay in brooklyn -- >> in brooklyn? i think so. >> we can get his address. >> i dont know, maybe so. see you later, jerk. lets welcome my first gu...

0 >> really? >> yes. >> this is what happens when you leave your stuff at my place. >> you are just a little filth bucket. >> i am curious, you mentioned john cook. is that the john cook who lives in prospect heights? >> it might be. im not sure. jay in brooklyn -- >> in brooklyn? i think so. >> we can get his address. >> i dont know, maybe so. see you later, jerk. lets welcome my first guest. i am here are harris falkner, thats her name. and if hilarity were a gift card i would plow him at the ...

>> there is is a youtube sensation, umg kitty can be a biological learning aid when it comes to young students. when reached for comment the feline responded with, quote, me -- meow, meow, meow, meow. >> well done, intern punch. back to you, greg. >> this is turning into a theater of concern. >> tv. >> lets go to serious news. is the face of people tied to the beatle? thanks to global warming, you know what that is, insect population is soaring and they are killing forests in montana. ...

>> i dont understand. very good. i am slow on tuesday, tom. >> my sources say yes. >> that movement didnt subject a magic 8 ball because i cant see below the waist. >> i am shaking the 8 ball. >> no, you are doing something perverted and wrong. >> tom, normally i cant do that when i have an 8 ball. >> nice. >> i think are you going to go away now. lets welcome our guest. she is so hot that hot mail is now called diane macedo mail. she anchors "business news" on imus in the morning. she...

comedian and co-host of a different spin on fuse. her new comedy cd came out and it is called "cutting" available on i tunes. i own 14 copies, one for each toe. well like me, he is often found on "the young and the restless." i would like to welcome a first-time guess. -- first-time guest. and he rides the rails and i dont mean trains. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and he believed it when i said there were prop handcuffs. he co-hosted theopie and anthony show and -- lets mo...