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by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Apr 28, 2021 at 3:17 pm HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then the upcoming Wednesday, May 5, I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! And because we adore ya, weve included a special "FREE" option if youre currently short on funds. YOU DESERVE NICE THINGS, TOO! Heres how the I, Anonymous Show works: We get the...

by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Apr 29, 2021 at 8:39 am We need your help. The economic fallout of the coronavirus crisis is threatening our ability to keep producing the quality reporting youve come to love. If you’re able, please consider making a monthly contribution to the Mercury. Portland Police say "bored youths" were the reason for last years Black Lives Matter protests. Mathieu Lewis-Rolland GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! Now that the truth is just a rule...

Heres your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin!) IN LOCAL NEWS: • The Brazilian variant of COVID-19—which scientists say has reinfected people who were previously immune to the virus—has appeared for the first time on the West Coast in Oregons own Douglas County. In short, WASH YA DAMN HANDS, WEAR YA DAMN MASK, KEEP YA DAMN DISTANCE. Oaks Park Roller Skating Rink now ...

by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Mar 3, 2021 at 10:33 am HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then TONIGHTS (Wed March 3) I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! Heres how it works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions from the famous Mercu...

Not only was Dolly vaccinated—she wrote a song about it! SQUEEEEEE!! Jason Kempin / Getty News GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! If you get hurt (if you get hurt) by the little things I say, I can put that smile back on your face. LETS GO TO PRESS. • A small group of Oregon Democrats are floating the idea of a statewide $17 minimum wage—though it faces an uphill battle due to business interests and Republican legislators who will walk off the job at the drop of a hat. Andrea Valderrama, a policy di...

Heres your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin!) IN LOCAL NEWS: Hunger Games-style bloodbath that left thousands frustrated and unable to book appointments. The U.S. vaccine campaign has heightened tensions between rural and urban America, where from Oregon to Tennessee to upstate New York complaints are surfacing of a real — or perceived — inequity in vaccine allocatio...

by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Mar 1, 2021 at 11:00 am HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then this Wednesdays (March 3) I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! Heres how it works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions from the famous Me...

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then the upcoming Wednesday, March 3, I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! Here's how it works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions from the famous Mercury column, and in return you...

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then the upcoming Wednesday, March 3, I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! Here's how it works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions from the famous Mercury column, and in return you...

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then the upcoming Wednesday, March 3, I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! Here's how it works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions from the famous Mercury column, and in return you...