NASA Astronauts Go Insane And Kill Each Other Immediately Upon Entering Rocket
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—Succumbing before the launch even took place to a sudden and mysterious onset of what is being described as space madness, NASA astronauts reportedly went insane Thursday and killed each other immediately upon entering their rocket. According to sources, mere moments after stepping foot in the Orion…
Finn Hargrave Jackson Reed Amy Ackerson Mission Specialist Hanson Norfeld Commander Jackson Reed Pilot Amy Ackerson
Source: theonion.com