i m hosting the snl. there will be no more wardrobe malfunctions. no. it will be fine. it s under control. it s not going to happen again. forgot my shirt. hate it when that happens, flight. yeah. apparently it was a blink and you miss it moment. i didn t even see it. it did go viral. it happened when she arrived on stage with her co-writer, tracy whitfield. yeah, she turned it into a home run. yeah. that s what you ve got to do these days. snl will be like this is the season to watch. we have all kinds of new cast members. a lot of people left. we have a whole new crew. the one that everybody goes for, everybody loves. i think this is the one to watch. moving on to this, lindsay lohan kind of in the news once again, not because of anything she did, something more than her half sister, 18-year-old ashley
imlegitimate love child, 17-year-old ashley horn, born from an affair he had way back in 1995. all of this followed several years of public dispute between michael and her mother christie. now he is the dad of the 17-year-old. that would be lindsay s stepsister right? so there we go. the lohan family saga, which is an episode of jerry springer, continues to get messier and dirtier and seedier. michael lohan father of the year nominee once again. do you want to collaborate on this one again? yeah. go for it. last night on mtv, cast of the jersey shore collaborated, if you saw, restore the shore. the telethon. spawning out of this, donna schroeder, wonderful graphic artist, graphic designer here, her son and his fraternity took it one step further. they attend james madison university. they re selling wristbands. i m going to try to hold it up.
we will not be the only ones. making a run for it. interesting, interesting. original twinkies were filled with banana cream filling. your favorite. i love banana cream pie. my favorite. boynes we s bananas were scarce in world war ii. went to vanilla. so popular they stayed with it. look at you. a hostess historian. food aficionado. a ho-stess. with the mo-stess. christiane amanpour in the middle east. details straight ahead. also this half hour, insomniac theatre. what twilight fans have been waiting for for so long. well, the wait is over. stick around. for a thousand years and i will love you for a thousand more announcer: world news now weather brought zwrou by no!no! hair removal. welcome back, everyone. the world s tinder box has ignited again. israel and palestinians in gaza are lobbing hundred of rockets at each other. it is a war that threatens to pull at its neighbors and possibly the united states as well. abc s global affairs anc