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>> oh am i not wiping my butt on this chair right now? >> i dont know what you are doing. my point is there is a subsection of nudists who like to sue people called sudists. i dont want them on our backs or our chairs. >> they can be on my back any day of the week. >> in between the hair? >> no, please, move on. >> i think you are talking about a splinter group. >> greg you said at street fairs where nudity is allowed they always have corn on the cob which can be a problem. >> yes. >> i dont get...

All be broken and we will all eat you. >> you think i am worried? hello, myan calendar december 21st. >> if that doesnt happen though i call the thigh. >> by the way this is the most intellectual debate we have had on taxes. >> how come you never have us on ? >> greg, would you come on? >> i have plans. sorry. i have my stair climber and i have my shows. why"the price is right" is on at 11:00. what time are you on? >> you are such a diva. >> he dvrs it and watch itself at 1:00. joy he is a diva....

They got the bomb, they would use it against israel? think about this for a second. >> you could only go by what they say. they say oftentimes yes, they would. iran is that crazy tenet that you have in your apartment complex that you dont make eye contact with. but sooner or later, youre going to have to evict him. lucky for the united states, our apartment is far away from theirs. but israel isnt. if iran were where mexico is, we would be israel and we would do something. >> sort of like a time...

They got the bomb, they would use it against israel? think about this for a second. >> you could only go by what they say. they say oftentimes yes, they would. iran is that crazy tenet that you have in your apartment complex that you dont make eye contact with. but sooner or later, youre going to have to evict him. lucky for the united states, our apartment is far away from theirs. but israel isnt. if iran were where mexico is, we would be israel and we would do something. >> sort of like a time...

They got the bomb, they would use it against israel? think about this for a second. >> you could only go by what they say. they say oftentimes yes, they would. iran is that crazy tenet that you have in your apartment complex that you dont make eye contact with. but sooner or later, youre going to have to evict him. lucky for the united states, our apartment is far away from theirs. but israel isnt. if iran were where mexico is, we would be israel and we would do something. >> sort of like a time...

Finding a date for janie garafalo or uneaten french fry on al gores state or better luck finding original skin on kathy griffins space. or a job created for obamas resume. some are jobs that are green are a pipe green. i go to kimberly first, because youre wearing blue. isnt green jobs the biggest hoax since the moon landing? >> kimberly: do you want facts and statistics on this? the brookings institute, said the clean technology jobs account for 2% of jobs nationwide. 2 hadnt 2 in silicon valle...

Hiring? >> bob: bricking over american citizens -- bringing over american citizens. >> eric: get out of here. >> greg: were talking about the cars. leo dicaprio got a beautiful new car. the most expensive environmentally friendly car. we dont have a picture of it but one of the recent models. it cost over $there it is. it cost over $100,000. kilgeg who else is getting one -- kilguess who else is getting one? al gore. >> that got a huge government loan. if im not mistaken they go $400 million to ...

You have the ability to. thats all im saying. >> they want a democratic libya. >> lets not pretend the nations are watching "red eye." >> they may be. >> are you surprised that president obama is not doing more to help fellow muslims? or the fact that kenya and libya dont like each other. >> i am so relieved there wasnt a star wars reference. >> excuse me. i have no idea what they are talking about. >> ask greg a question. >> yes, i am outraged that obama is not helping his muslim or kenyan peop...

I have been expecting. you are our new mark gruntle. we need the capital steps to back you up. >> i think it is the crew hair. >> ely, you are nodding along. are you happy it is gone or should it stay? >> i dont think it matters. if you dont think the house of representatives are a bunch of lunatics for wasting time on this lunacy you are not just a a -- an idiot but you are a lunatic. >> should congress be spending their time on stuff like this? ask greg in a redundant fashion? >> i was wall lo...

It. it was the summer of 1935, and we were in the south of france and passion was in the air. one thing lead to another and -- [noises]. sorry i just had a wonderful albeit disturbing flash back there. greg? >> you guys on the bus tour asked for pinch to come back. i didnt. all right, they had to get stark on a day that is dark. on tuesday san franciscos nudity ban was official prompting protesters to row spawned in the only way they know how -- to respond in the only way they know how. nudists ...