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They can pick up on. i just keep thinking the way my parents would have treated me or acted if i had done this as a college senior, and it would have involved a yardstick, and it would not have been legal for the administration of the school to do that to the kids. greg: yeah. >> and, yeah, its free speech, but its not respectful. and i think she does deserve a level of respect even if -- >> your parents hit you with a yardstick when you were in college? >> multiple times. [laughter] greg: david...

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Disappointed. >> the box you share is with hobo carl. but is it cigarettes and animal feces? >> i was waiting for another one. it is supposed to be three. i love this guy from the electronic and privacy information center and he said it has been a bad month for google. it doesnt matter. people will continue to use google as often as they do. it doesnt matter what they do to you. google has us. i will not type in paris hilton and nude on ask jeeves. it is always going to be google. >> besides, he...

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See people with the ipad? >> you spend a lot of time talking bathrooms. >> spoken from a guy with a bottle of imodium in front of him. >> do you take reading material into the bathroom any more? >> it psychologically stains the magazine. >> many people lose the iphone, usually like dropped it in the you know what. >> would you retrieve it? >> no. >> everybody i know that dropped it in the toilet would retrieve it. you would, you would get somebody else to do it. >> put a glove on. >> thats terri...

>> is it like in the movies, you see people with the ipad? >> you spend a lot of time talking bathrooms. >> spoken from a guy with a bottle of imodium in front of him. >> do you take reading material into the bathroom any more? >> it psychologically stains the magazine. >> many people lose the iphone, usually like dropped it in the you know what. >> would you retrieve it? >> no. >> everybody i know that dropped it in the toilet would retrieve it. you would, you would get somebody else to do it. ...

Mentioned as significant? that doesnt happen to me at berkeley ever. it will never happen to you. >> the only way to get on that list is to give them money and that will never happen. >> when you get your school paper to do a front page story i am condemning you for making fun of a man or woman who had a baby and wants to be a man. then you talk to me. >> greg, you dont even know what quantum mechanics is. >> yes. >> can tell you the interpretation about how you have particles and -- particles a...