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Money obviously to the grand kids because they are going to invest the money first. they are not going to have the lotto curse, bill like they all end up? >> here is my suggestion to them. >> send money to us over here. me over here. >> he will. >> bill: we wont accept that. >> i would. >> bill: i want the butlers to consider giving the money to the gsa. [ laughter ] >> bill: or at least live like that guy lived on your own money, go to vegas, get in the hot tub. this is your money not my money ...

That shot when we are on the road with the bolder fresher tour. >> bill: dont worry, miller. what you do in the tub stays in vegas. >> remember, when you are having nude comedian always use a white wine. >> bill: you used to be on "saturday night live". [ laughter ] >> bill: are you okay, miller? are you coming back here? i have two more minutes on this segment. you used to be on "saturday night live." >> run up in two minutes. >> bill: romney might get invited to be on "saturday night live"? yo...

Money obviously to the grand kids because they are going to invest the money first. they are not going to have the lotto curse, bill like they all end up? >> here is my suggestion to them. >> send money to us over here. me over here. >> he will. >> bill: we wont accept that. >> i would. >> bill: i want the butlers to consider giving the money to the gsa. [ laughter ] >> bill: or at least live like that guy lived on your own money, go to vegas, get in the hot tub. this is your money not my money ...

Road with the bolder fresher tour. >> bill: dont worry, miller. what you do in the tub stays in vegas. >> remember, when you are having nude comedian always use a white wine. >> bill: you used to be on "saturday night live". [ laughter ] >> bill: are you okay, miller? are you coming back here? i have two more minutes on this segment. you used to be on "saturday night live." >> run up in two minutes. >> bill: romney might get invited to be on "saturday night live"? your advice to the governor? >>...

Procreate in this time on my planet and i dont need that mental image in there. what the hell is that? that looks like a jacqueline suzanne cover. listen, billy, the president has got to pull it together. the fish winds from the top down. right now this gsa snafu the secret service gets [bleep]. gas prices doubled. 8.2% unemployment rate. federal employees owe $1 billion in back taxes yet i cant come down on the president about it. this is the first time we cant blame a president. tighten it up ...

Kids because they are going to invest the money first. they are not going to have the lotto curse, bill like they all end up? >> here is my suggestion to them. >> send money to us over here. me over here. >> he will. >> bill: we wont accept that. >> i would. >> bill: i want the butlers to consider giving the money to the gsa. [ laughter ] >> bill: or at least live like that guy lived on your own money, go to vegas, get in the hot tub. this is your money not my money and huddys money. all right? ...

That and michelle is the one who is making her run around and work hard in the household. thats my sketch. >> bill: okay. so i will pass that on to lauren michaels and im sure that he will have you back to write it. finally dick clark. miller and i grew up in american band stands we were hopping and bopping. do you know him? do you have anything to say about him? >> never met him, billy, i will say. this he seems like a class act. at the end of the day, if they are going to rate a man by his rec...

Giulianis administration he was combing hair over from dick clarks head. [ laughter ] >> bill: i am sure i picture that. [ laughter ] miller just came up with that that was -- you know, we didnt talk about this before. that was brilliant, miller. very good. >> thats what i do. thats what i do. >> bill: on the saturday night live that was great. [ laughter ] >> bill: miller, everybody, the d man would like you to consider giving mom the best mothers day gifts ever. tickets to see him and me your ...

Prostitute, i think you are trying to stiff the lady. [ laughter ] listen, people get confused. the presidential, when they go down with different presidents. the rules change. if you did this under clinton, you were in line for the presidential medal of freedom. >> bill: come on, miller. come on now. >> clintons secret service name was the big ally if im not mistaken. >> bill: all right. lets get on to the gsa scandal. >> you can imagine if they would have went into the same bar hillary was get...

That and michelle is the one who is making her run around and work hard in the household. thats my sketch. >> bill: okay. so i will pass that on to lauren michaels and im sure that he will have you back to write it. finally dick clark. miller and i grew up in american band stands we were hopping and bopping. do you know him? do you have anything to say about him? >> never met him, billy, i will say. this he seems like a class act. at the end of the day, if they are going to rate a man by his rec...