NEW YORK—For the fifth straight year, Jordan McCabe will return home for the holidays and spend the night before Thanksgiving running into every smug and unlikable asshole he ever went to high school with, the 26-year-old reported Monday.
- maria, yeah. - okay, wonderful. i understand that there are lambs. - there are lambs. - many, many lambs. - yeah. - [giggling] - so you know, may is lambing season. - okay. - so the past few weeks have been very busy. - oh, wow. - we don't sleep much, and we're here all day, every day. - well, i'm here to help, so put me to work, whatever you need. - i will. are you ready? - i'm ready. bring on the lambs. [exhales] "silence of the lambs." wait, that's a terrible reference. [laughter] [lamb bleating] - oh, look at lambykins. hi, sweetie. [bleating] hi, guys. what's up? high five. high five. nothing? leave me hangin'? what an asshole. [bleating] - let me show you my favorite lamb. she is... - oh, hi. - kind of cute. - oh, she's adorable. hi, sweetie. hi. - you can name her, if you want.
they went berserk. [sexy jazzy music] - ♪ whoa, oh, ohh ♪ - i was sitting with a pad and a pencil, drawing pictures of breasts to try to show them what we would show and what we wouldn't show. [laughter] i have grown-ups sitting in a room, you know, doodling. then we started in on the language. - we heard some reporter called a lowlife asshole turd pimp with the brains of a flea and the balls of a moth. - the program premiered with an advertising boycott. all: channel 7, shame on you. - but it was such an immediate hit, that boycott lasted, oh, four weeks. - come on, line 'em up. - they could use the nudity and the curse words to go deeper into the actual emotional burden of being a cop. - i'm an asshole. i'm--i'm a--i'm an asshole, huh? - and it had this character andy sipowicz. he's a raging alcoholic, racist, sexist, violent. - hey! - he created the tv antihero.
>> i was sitting with a pad and a pencil drawing pictures of breasts to try to show them what we would show and what we wouldn't show. grown-ups sitting in a room doodling. >> then we started on the language. >> we heard some reporter call it the lowlife with the brains of a flea and the balls of a moth. >> the program premiered with an advertising boycott. >> channel 7, shame on you! >> but it was such an immediate hit, that boycott lasted, oh, four weeks. >> they could use the nudity and the curse words to go deeper into the actual emotional burden of being a cop. >> i'm an asshole. i'm an asshole! >> and it had this character, andy sipowicz. he is a raging alcoholic, racist, sexist, violent. he created the tv anti-hero. >> i know that great, the african american george
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>> who do you think you are for christ's sake, crazy or something? well, crur not. you're not. you're no crazier than the average asshole walking around on the streets, and that's it. >> it's this combination of intelligence, menace and self-conviction. you just, you trust who he is. >> and the winner is jack nicholson in "the one flew over the cuckoo's nest." >> i want to thank my agent. you ever wonder why people are always on their phones? they're banking, with bank of america. look at this guy. he bought those tickets on his credit card and he's rackin' up the rewards. she's using zelle to pay him back
>> but it was such an immediate hit, that boycott lasted, oh, four weeks. >> they could use the nudity and the curse words to go deeper into the actual emotional burden of being a cop. >> i'm an asshole. >> and it had this character, andy sipowicz. he is a raging alcoholic, racist, sexist, violent. he created the tv anti-hero. >> i know the great african-american george washington carver discovered the peanut. but can you provide names and addresses of these friends? >> you know, you're a racist scumbag. >> despite his flaws, despite his prejudices, i think people identified with his pain. >> i wish there was a way to say this that wouldn't hurt you. >> there's a famous episode where they are investigating the rape and murder of a young boy. and they find a homeless child molester who murdered the kid and sipowicz to get the confession has to be very