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This epidemic of slaughter. We can do something about it. Washington battle over gun control. 100,000 people gunned down in america last decade. 23,000 people a year take a firearm and put it to their head and blow their brains out. The fbi is watching you, and if are you too dangerous to get on a plane, you are too dangerous to buy a gun. The terror watch list and nofly list, ill be talking to the nra about that and starting a real dialogue. President obama and vice idpresent pieden will be in ...

Hes still invincible, usain bolt the fastest man alive, usain bolt makes history on the track. And golden girl simone biles does what no American Woman has done before. And there it is. Winning the firstever u. S. Gold medal in the vault. Three golds so far for the worlds greatest gymnast. Now, the final five telling amy all about their showstopping performance. Were live in rio for the historymaking action at the olympics. All we are the final five. Announcer live in times square and rio de jan...

Weapons on his own people as well. And its all driving millions of people to leave syria. Which may be why and this is completely true the Syrian Government recently released a tourism video to attract visitors to the country. Take a look. laughter . Trevor thats the whole ad. Thats it. The the only thing harder than being a civilian in syria, is being the minister of tourism in syria because did you notice, the ad had no words. Yeah, its almost like the minister was like, what do you want me to...

From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. My guest tonight here to talk about her new tv series queen sugar, the amazing director ava duvernay is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause but first up, whenever you hear syria, what are first things you think of, a terrible civil war . Air strikes killi...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 543 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey welcome, everybody thank you looking good. Hot crowd tonight. Hot crowd. Welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applae ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. I am so excited. We have sting on the show he has a new album. Sting has a new album coming out. Also from saturday night live, Kate Mckinnon is here as well. [ cheers and applause ] steve kate jimmy im tel...

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Sheep cost 2,000. 2,000 i could reassemble a sheep out of lamb chops for cheaper. Turns out being up for anything doesnt include sheep, or anything. But the cash has been spent, so now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, i present the late shows money i already spent justification theater. Oh, sheep oh, mr. Sheeplington, oh, oh, were lost in the forest. Youre right, it does look expensive. This is a moojical forest that makes money disappear. Oh that prop costs 400. laughter we bought ...

Sheep cost 2,000. 2,000 i could reassemble a sheep out of lamb chops for cheaper. Turns out being up for anything doesnt include sheep, or anything. But the cash has been spent, so now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, i present the late shows money i already spent justification theater. Oh, sheep oh, mr. Sheeplington, oh, oh, were lost in the forest. Youre right, it does look expensive. This is a moojical forest that makes money disappear. Oh that prop costs 400. laughter we bought ...

Sheep cost 2,000. 2,000 i could reassemble a sheep out of lamb chops for cheaper. Turns out being up for anything doesnt include sheep, or anything. But the cash has been spent, so now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, i present the late shows money i already spent justification theater. Oh, sheep oh, mr. Sheeplington, oh, oh, were lost in the forest. Youre right, it does look expensive. This is a moojical forest that makes money disappear. Oh that prop costs 400. laughter we bought ...

And it is all systems go as far as we know. Once in the air, a 60 person team in Mission Control in monaco takes over. Theres a rest room in that plane and so he is ready to get through this multiday flight. Now, this is what the plane looked like around 3 00 this morning as it was getting wheeled out of its portable hangar. Its made out of carbon fiber so light enough that crews can push it by hand. Two pilots take turn flying the plane on alternate legs of the journey. This time around it is a...