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"Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realised fish pee in it." By  21/04/2021 06:00am BST As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology. Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life. Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realisations. Ive seen plenty...

"Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realized fish pee in it." By  04/19/2021 12:35pm EDT As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology. Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life. Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realizations. Ive seen plenty...

Created with Sketch. Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! my 5 year old: im helping the baby to sleep. me: aw thats sweet. 5 year old: im keeping her warm. me: ah thats lovely. 5 year old: i put a wig on her. It’s finally my son’s birthday, after 364 days of me telli...

Created with Sketch. Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! By the age of 3, the average toddler has taken exactly 2 bites out of 372 bananas.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 29, 2020 Shout out to all the dads who got chore lists cleverly disguised as Home Depot gift ca...