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Geai and musical gut aturing john bte and homin. And now, live from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its midjuly, and despite our best quarantine efforts, yesterday america set a new record for daily coronavirus cases. Way more than when we started quarantining back in march. Its almost as if that celebrity imagine video didnt help. Should we try another one . Maybe sugar pie, honey bunch. Sugar pie, honey bunch in florida alone,...

Pretty hard. Stephen thanks for sharing that story with me, alexander. Just alex. Tonight stephen welcomes, Alexander Skarsgard, natasha leggero, and ziggy marley. Featuring jon and stay human. Now its time for the late sho e late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs band playing late show theme cheering and applause cheering and applause Stephen Stephen thank you so much thats good thank you very much. Thats very generous of you. Please sit down. I think ive sucked enough of yo...

Peaceful, smoldering democracy. laughter i believe we have some footage of baghdad at the height of the surge. cheers . Stephen okay. laughter there were a few upticks in violence, but for the most part, when we left the sunni and the shia were bronies. It was especially nice to see the return of the leader of the iraq pack, old dead eyes. He crawled out from under his undisclosed rock to point an icy finger of truth at barack obama. In an oped in what many are calling the wall street journal, c...

You on my ongoing war with amazon. Last week i broke the story of something about me. You see, amazon is in heated contract negotiations with my publisher hachette. Theyre delaying shipment of amazons most popular author, including me. [audience booing] oh, dont make me unleash these dosmtion folks, this is terrible. I am one of my favorite authors. Its not just me. Because of amazons scorchedearth tactics, more people are getting screwed than in fifty shades of grey. So i told amazon c. E. O. J...

From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We prepared program for you this evening, very exciting. Tonights guest, Christopher Walken will be joining us in a new movie called jersey boys. The story of four young men who achieved success despite the terrible disadvantage of being from new jersey. [laugh...

gets done on every page. the t.s.a. has dropped its plans to allow golf clubs on airplanes. great. now the putting green in first class s useless. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. good to have you with us. all right. folks, thank you for coming. folks, the supreme court delivered a landmark ruling yesterday with far-reaching con...

>> thats part of it. >> stephen: okay. lets talk about the hip hop community and let them know youre representing them in the -- >> im not a rapper. im really not a rapper. >> stephen: congressman represent. >> you out there, im representing you as representative. representative. [crowd cheering] >> you should come joy us in brooklyn. >> stephen: by the way, why isnt your district in brooklyn. can your district not afford to live in manhattan. >> were brooklynites. we pride ourselves n...

stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, folks. thats very kind. >> stephen: who am i to fight that, im only one man. folks, and i need your love because folks, this is a bitter sweet evening. because saturday marks the end of an era. the era of caring whom mike huckabee is. (laughter) who is that? oh, thats huckabee. folks, think well all remember where we were when we stopped caring. i was-- [bleep] where was i. i dont care. doesnt matter...

captioning sponsored by comedy central . >> (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report! folks. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you so much. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, folks. thats very kind. >> stephen: who am i to fight that, im only one man. folks, and i need your love because folks, this is a bitter sweet evening. because saturday marks the end of an era. the era of cari...