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As always, thank you for joining us. Kamala harris finally takes off the little training wheels to sit down for first solo interview. Well, heres what i know in terms of the facts. Laura: plus, the liberal ladies over at the view fawn over joe. [applause] like having one of the beatles at the table. Trump takes on world leaders hoping for president kamala. Our enemies are desperate to prevent donald trump from returning to the white house because they know i will make america great again. My ang...

Dana hello. Im here with greg gutfeld, Jesse Watters, judge jeanine pirro. Its 5 00 in new York City and this is the five. Just moments ago, the fbi, Secret Service and other officials giving a major update on the second Assassination Attempt on Donald Trumps life. Watch this here. The subject who did not have line of sight to the former president fled the scene. He did not fire or get off any shots at our agents. What we did yesterday proves that the system can work. Because the suspect didnt e...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...