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Thats right. Specifically, which president did you most enjoy seeing jon bleep on. For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the presiden...

For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the president himself explains, theres a perfectly good reason why we dont understand what hes ...

The actual news did. Right, like the financial collapse. Or the u. S. Military strategy in the middle east. Yeah. Remember when that was a problem . laughter i do. Well, the votes are in, and were officially ready to project a winner. Your favorite segment was jon explains Climate Change to United States congressmen. Jon now you may be thinking do we really need a march to raise awareness about global Climate Change . I mean, its an accepted scientific phenomena pretty much everywhere. Heres why...

Coverage of the results, starting with Jordan Klepper covering the president ial race. Thats right. Specifically, which president did you most enjoy seeing jon bleep on. For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning ...

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Trenton, maryland and tonight, we know all kinds of heroics, quick thinking, even a cell phone, to help save lives in your community. All of this aimed at two people, alive right now, probably wouldnt be. Hughes scott broom. With a modest cape cod house, burning at 6 30 this morning. A documentary photographer, riding along with firefighters, is there to capture the moment that firefighters pull a young woman, not breathing, out of the house, assisted by a sheriffs deputy. Immediately, a rescuer...

Outage map. Traffic lights clearly affected by this as fire crews still try to figure out what to do with this situation. Live in huntington park, Mitch Blacher. Before you go, we dont know what started this fire, we dont know exactly whats burning there, correct . Youre right, jim. We dont know what started the fire, what is the cause. We know that peco has shut off power to this substation, theyve isolated it the best they can. But the big problem is extinguishing an electrical fire. You cant ...

And the passenger jet. The one thing so many passengers did that helped them escape the this jet in flames. Good evening. Its great to have you with us on a wednesday night. We have several breaking headlines. First the alert up right now, tornado watches across several states. A tornado hitting houstons. More than a dozen reported across the region already. A deadly line of storms on the move. Its not just tornadoes its the damaging winds. Some reaching 90 miles an hour. Straightline winds dest...

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