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so absurd. people are having hard times in this country. the president needs to go out and talk to people. not just do fundraisers. go out and talk to people in the country and find out whats happening. >> mitt romney seems to be placing the blame on president obama. theres no doubt that that 40% drop in median net worth in three years is terrible. but whats lost in the comments is the fact the three years were talking about, the three years the federal reserve study looked at are from...

>> wow, i dont even get to talk about the cell phone bill because i have to go. >> can i say one thing quickly? >> when i was talking with governor scott walker it was june 2011 he created twice as many jobs as the government. >> that was driving you craidzy. >> and i said pour instead of poured. lets get out of this quad box. coming up, a segment so amazing i may give it a back rub later at my place. first, seafood, must be a segment about all things disgusting.

>> thats nothing. >> back rub. >> back rub, shoot a friend. >> that was kind of cute. >> looked like merkel was more offended by the back rub than cheneys friend was the shotgun to the face. lets talk about mitt romney dodged a bullet. how important was that? >> that was crucial. could you imagine the conversation this morning if he lost one or both of those? >> game changer. >> while the most important thing is while he came off the victory in new hampshire, down in florida, dont go into preven...

♪ whats worse, angela merkel? a, a waiter spilling five beers all over your shoulders? or b, george w. bush giving you an unsolicited shoulder rub? if you guessed "b," you are correct. see you next week on whats worse, angela merkel? >> oh -- >> i dont understand. i would love to talk to the staff member and say, hey, why dont you give merkel a back rub. oh, hes here. >> former counselor to george w. bush, and now the president and ceo of hill and noton strategies. also here with us, "nation...

Has ever been president before. >> no, but al gore and mitt romney have come awful close. >> mike: walter, if youre going to run for president, which party are you affiliated with. >> im not sure. im considering starting a whole new one, maybe ill be a re-puppet-kin. or think of becoming a dummy-kratt. >> will there be a first lady? >> you bet and a second and third and fourth. >> walter be, dont you think its a little much? >> it did hurt bill clinton. >> what about the theme song. >> ive got t...

I dont know any that anybody made of wood has been president. >> no, but al gore and mitt romney have come close. >> what party are you background to be affiliated with. >> i havent decided. since neither party represents me, im considering starting a whole new one, maybe ill be a rebe-puppet kin. >> or a dummy-kratt. >> or a sirs lady. >> second, third, fourth. >> doesnt you think thats much. >> didnt hurt bill clinton. >> and whats on your campaign. >> ive got a song for washington d.c. ♪ iv...

Has ever been president before. >> no, but al gore and mitt romney have come awful close. >> mike: walter, if youre going to run for president, which party are you affiliated with. >> im not sure. im considering starting a whole new one, maybe ill be a re-puppet-kin. or think of becoming a dummy-kratt. >> will there be a first lady? >> you bet and a second and third and fourth. >> walter be, dont you think its a little much? >> it did hurt bill clinton. >> what about the theme song. >> ive got t...

>> thats an interesting idea. and you know, i dont think anyone whose he made of wood has ever been president before. >> no, but al gore and mitt romney have come awful close. >> mike: walter, if youre going to run for president, which party are you affiliated with. >> im not sure. im considering starting a whole new one, maybe ill be a re-puppet-kin. or think of becoming a dummy-kratt. >> will there be a first lady? >> you bet and a second and third and fourth. >> walter be, dont you think its ...

>> uh-huh. >> the drunk trick is basically when the undercover police officer posing as the john acts like hes had too much to drink and passes out, thus creating the potential opportunity for the woman to take the money, the watch, whatevers out there. >> do you need help? >> can you give me a back rub or something? >> yeah. >> how old are you in. >> 27. i thought, hey, i can bust my butt and work for a month. >> she gives him a massage. he passes out. she checks to make sure that he is out.

Stoop party. stoop parties after that started happening because the "new york times" started reporting it. >> im going to have a give greg a back rub party. im going to keep doing it and talk about it and get some people together for a back rub. >> thats already a forced trend. >> you didnt hear about julio, did you? >> unfortunate. >> thats the fourth one this week. services are actually going to be private. >> you cant open that casket. do you have a comic on the show in email us. still to com...