anthony: their tracks are everywhere. jay: they ve walked here in the past 24 hours. anthony: yeah. jay: so where they at? where? we could try our best hog call, just like anthony: does that work? jay: wayour honor! want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? anthony: yeah, that s it. and yet, despite there being millions of invasive wild pigs in louisiana, after tear ass-ing around the marshes for hours, we come up empty. no pig for you, yankee carpetbagger. jay: i know you want to have a family dinner, and all this romantic bullshit, but look, i can tell you. my grandma has the most impressive farts you ever smelled. and the best cinnamon rolls, too. you re in for a treat. anthony: i was looking forward. [ laughter ] bruneaux: nope, we didn t see nothing. no pigs. it happens. i guess why they call it fishing and hunting instead of killing and catching. you know? jay: let s continue on with the beer drinking and perverted jokes.