[ cheering and applause ] greg: i know i know i know i know. i do the same thing every morning when i look in a mirror. happy tuesday washington post this columnists adjust they should replace common law harris with hillary clinton come allah said over my dead body hillary said no problem. bill and hillary headline a fundraiser late in virginia. hillary hopes to raise money while bill hopes to raise an erection. white house protecting undocumented spouses from deportation thank god now we don t need to have anger baby. a new poll finds trump nearly 20 points ahead in iowa on the lake city voters they know the difference between human and scarecrow anthony found she bragged about being offered a 7 million job offer and turned it down didn t give him the opportunity to kill millions. according to an employee google maps doesn t have a scenic route option citing bias against low income areas that explains why my last driver in new jersey brought me past jamie s house. in new y
yeah, i am. greg: i know i. i know. i know. i know. i know. i know.i do t i do the same thing everyever morning when i look in the mirror. happy tuesday, everyone. so washington columnist suggests president biden should replace kamala harriosts. y hillary clinton. kamala said overshould r dead by and hillary said.e alla no problem. no pr speaking of the clintons, bill and hillary will headlineob a fund raiser for biden later this month in virginia. bill andhillary hopes to raise y while bill hopes to raise an. the white house has announced a new executive action protecting undocumente d spousesdocume from deportation. ilhan omarnt said, thank god. now my brother and i don t have to have an anchor baby. just a joke. just to joke. i don t even know what it means. a ne a new w finds donald trump near 20 points ahead of biden in, iowa. unlike city voters, they know the difference between. a live human and a scarecrow . dr. fauci bragged in a recent interview about turni
show. but it s all about urgency. he doesn t want to die. but from what exactly? lack of laughter? choking on your own tears? lacks of oxygen to the brain from huffing too many of howard stern s parts? colbert noted it should be more than one night that he is too busy taking salsa lessons with chuck schumer at the arthur murray school of dance in brooklyn. if you really care, why would he be dancing? kids are dying. meanwhile, what is america concerned with? rising crime, homelessness, untreated mental illness, rampant drug addiction. and nicki minaj is cousin s friend s sack. the country is in sad shape. almost as sad as shape as nicki minaj s cousin s friends ball sack. topics like crime and homelessness, those aren t what discuss because it s too hard. they are topics that end up having you sound like your parents all full of common sense and the climate is easy.
lake titicaca, bolivia and i m in search of a creature with a most unfortunate name. jaime is a scientist with the bolivia amphibbian initiative. it life on water. and corlios means sack. ball sack? yes. so it s the giant scrotum frog of lake titicaca? you could call it that. jock custow lived here. he found the only frog that spends its entire life under water thanks to loose skin to absorb thin oxygen at this high
how s your behavior since you ve been in? horrible. is that because you want to remain in 1a? well, this all could have been reviewed the last time when i got charged in. that s pretty much after several minutes of circuitous questions and answers, officers decide stafford will remain in segregation. but before he leaves, sergeant gaines raises a new concern. thank you, sir. you go to your cell. ask them to give you fingernail clippers. i want the nails clipped. they look like weapons. you want my nails clipped? yes, sir. stick to reality, dude. you got look at your nails. you re talking about mine. you should clip your own nails. take your own opinions. what the hell is wrong with you? when i see you, clip them. mr. ball sack. have a good day, mr. stafford. well, he use those as a weapon, and he can slice anything because those nails