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We just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke your heart. ♪ ♪ >> greta: this is a fox news alert. the united states consulate in the border city of juarez, mexico will close tomorrow for a security review. according to the consulates website american citizens are advised to an individual the area around the consulate. authorities are investigating the situation. it is unclear why the consul...

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♪ [ bank associate ] welcome to the greater offshore bank and trust. [ bank associate ] right now, were offering you $500 just to open an account. [ bank associate ] we just need your most intimate personal information. drivers license number. do you have any credit cards on you? just put both of those numbers right here. were doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke yo...

[ bank associate ] right now, were offering you $500 just to open an account. [ bank associate ] we just need your most intimate personal information. drivers license number. do you have any credit cards on you? just put both of those numbers right here. were doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke your heart. ♪ ♪ and at holiday inn express, you always can. holiday i...

♪ [ bank associate ] welcome to the greater offshore bank and trust. [ bank associate ] right now, were offering you $500 just to open an account. [ bank associate ] we just need your most intimate personal information. drivers license number. do you have any credit cards on you? just put both of those numbers right here. were doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke yo...

♪ [ bank associate ] welcome to the greater offshore bank and trust. [ bank associate ] right now, were offering you $500 just to open an account. [ bank associate ] we just need your most intimate personal information. drivers license number. do you have any credit cards on you? just put both of those numbers right here. were doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke yo...

[ bank associate ] right now, were offering you $500 just to open an account. [ bank associate ] we just need your most intimate personal information. drivers license number. do you have any credit cards on you? just put both of those numbers right here. were doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke your heart. ♪ ♪ >> greta: we are days away. on july 29th, arizonas il...

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