Making fun of the irish in the united states, you know, things like i survived the kelly Murphy Family gathering, things like that. And they wrote letters poking fun at what i thought was a couragous op ed piece. So this is in response to the Irish Americans who dont feel the pride that they should. And please excuse if i manhandle the irish manner of speaking. This is a joke told to me by one of my friends. He said that an american, an Irish American, was golfing with his wife on a weekend. And he hit the ball into the rough. Went looking for it. All of a sudden, a leprechaun jumped up. Were back to the leprechaun theme. He said, top of the morning to you, lad. He says, youre a leprechaun. He says, yes, i am, and you have 3 wishes. Three wishes . He says, yes. You have 3 wishes. I want to be a par golfer. He says, no problem. From now on, par and under. He says, i want a porsche. He says, when you go home tonight, there will be a porsche in your garage. And he says, i want a Million D
To puerto rico. No, the family has been here since the 18th century. And i said, really . So we began tracing we still havent found the actual person, but evidently it was an irish conscript in the irish navy that came to puerto rico. Puerto rico was owned by britain, as they liked to do with their colonies, and efficient evidently the sailor came there and said palm trees, warm weather, and look at the girls. And he remained. Thats the end of the second part. The third part is in response to the op ed piece that margaret mcpeek wrote in the chronicle and the letters, i dont know if youve read them you should pick up the letters that a couple of, you know, Irish Americans wrote in response accusing cousin mcpeek of not having a sense of humor. It has to do with these tee shirts that target has produced for the st. Patricks day parade in which mrs. Mcpeek derided the fact that they were making fun of the irish in the united states, you know, things like i survived the kelly Murphy Famil
Parade in which mrs. Mcpeek derided the fact that they were making fun of the irish in the united states, you know, things like i survived the kelly Murphy Family gathering, things like that. And they wrote letters poking fun at what i thought was a couragous op ed piece. So this is in response to the Irish Americans who dont feel the pride that they should. And please excuse if i manhandle the irish manner of speaking. This is a joke told to me by one of my friends. He said that an american, an Irish American, was golfing with his wife on a weekend. And he hit the ball into the rough. Went looking for it. All of a sudden, a leprechaun jumped up. Were back to the leprechaun theme. He said, top of the morning to you, lad. He says, youre a leprechaun. He says, yes, i am, and you have 3 wishes. Three wishes . He says, yes. You have 3 wishes. I want to be a par golfer. He says, no problem. From now on, par and under. He says, i want a porsche. He says, when you go home tonight, there will
Tonight, there will be a porsche in your garage. And he says, i want a Million Dollars. He says, done. When you go to the bank on monday, there will be a Million Dollars in your account. Thank you very much, i have to find my ball. So he goes looking hold on a minute, lad. Please hold on. I see you are golfing with your wife. Do you mind if i go into the shrubbery with her for an hour or so . He says, let me ask her. Its a Million Dollars. So he goes up and asks the wife and she says, what . You dont mind if i go in the bushes with the leprechaun . He says, no, no, go ahead. Its a Million Dollars. She says, i dont care about the car but a Million Dollars that could help us a lot. So she goes into the bushes with the leprechaun. About an hour later, they are coming out, shes adjusting her skirt, fixing her hair, and the leprechaun says, thank you very much. How old is your husband . She says, hes 44. Hes a little too old to be believing in leprechauns, isnt he . So thats for those who d
Know, Irish Americans wrote in response accusing cousin mcpeek of not having a sense of humor. It has to do with these tee shirts that target has produced for the st. Patricks day parade in which mrs. Mcpeek derided the fact that they were making fun of the irish in the united states, you know, things like i survived the kelly Murphy Family gathering, things like that. And they wrote letters poking fun at what i thought was a couragous op ed piece. So this is in response to the Irish Americans who dont feel the pride that they should. And please excuse if i manhandle the irish manner of speaking. This is a joke told to me by one of my friends. He said that an american, an Irish American, was golfing with his wife on a weekend. And he hit the ball into the rough. Went looking for it. All of a sudden, a leprechaun jumped up. Were back to the leprechaun theme. He said, top of the morning to you, lad. He says, youre a leprechaun. He says, yes, i am, and you have 3 wishes. Three wishes . He