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He taught us a time line. Here we go. For our deaf viewers. Good morning. Yeah. Wait, there is more. We have names now. Im j. J. And im shawn. I have a big head. [ laughter ] very nice to see you. Welcome in. Happy friday. Im shawn tempesta. Im j. J. Scheider. Good morning, everybody. What are your weekend plans . Youre going to boston . Im going on a discount that i who cares . And im going to boston for 34 hours. Listen, this is kind of a last hurrah for you before the baby comes. Am i right ....

Last year . It was the coolest thing you ever put on your face . Well, as of 12 00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. Apple introduced the new iphone. Tich phone 7 today. I have to say i should have seen this coming. After the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. Apple ceo said it was the west iphone weve ever made. I hope so. If it isnt, why even put one out . The coolest part of the new iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whenever someone passes by with the old one. If y...

Remember the iphone you bought last year . It was the coolest thing you ever put on your face . Well, as of 12 00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. Apple introduced the new iphone. Tich phone 7 today. I have to say i should have seen this coming. After the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. Apple ceo said it was the west iphone weve ever made. I hope so. If it isnt, why even put one out . The coolest part of the new iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whenever someone p...

Remember the iphone you bought last year . It was the coolest thing you ever put on your face . Well, as of 12 00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. Apple introduced the new iphone. Tich phone 7 today. I have to say i should have seen this coming. After the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. Apple ceo said it was the west iphone weve ever made. I hope so. Out . The coolest part of the new iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whenever someone passes by with the old one. If...

Last year . It was the coolest thing you ever put on your face . Well, as of 12 00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. Apple introduced the new iphone. Tich phone 7 today. I have to say i should have seen this coming. After the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. Apple ceo said it was the west iphone weve ever made. I hope so. If it isnt, why even put one iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whenever someone passes by with the old one. If you missed it, heres part of the bi...

Its my pleasure to have miriam horn joining us this evening, the author of two previous books including the bestseller earth to peopler. She works at the Environmental Defense fund. Miriam previously worked for the u. S. Forest service and spent 15 years writing numerous newspaper articles and for magazines including the new york times, u. S. News world report, smith soap january and vanity fair. Smithsonian. Tonight were celebrating rancher, farmer, fisherman, its about conservation heroes of t...

I appreciate it. Remember the iphone you bought last year . It was the coolest thing you ever put on your face . Well, as of 12 00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. Apple introduced the new iphone. Tich phone 7 today. I have to say i should have seen this coming. After the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. Apple ceo said it was the west iphone weve ever made. I hope if it isnt, why even put one out . The coolest part of the new iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whene...

Season begins. And good morning, america. We both love that song. Great song. Could be the theme song of Patriots Fans this morning. Wondering where their star can be qb is. And olympian ryan lochte facing more questions about his future after the milliondollar mistake if rio. More sponsors dropping the star. What is next the white house. More emails causing more trouble for Hillary Clinton. Donald trump attacking her on the stump last night. Striking different chords on his immigration plan. Re...

Three weeks before the nfl season begins. And good morning, america. We both love that song. Great song. Could be the theme song of Patriots Fans this morning. Wondering where their star can be qb is. And olympian ryan lochte facing more questions about his future after the milliondollar mistake if rio. More sponsors dropping the star. At lets get to the race for the white house. More emails causing more trouble for Hillary Clinton. Donald trump attacking her on the stump last night. Striking di...

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