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I was texting with friends in Southern California, the general sing consensus, here we go again. Obviously theyve had problems like this before. If we look at the look at the firefighters trying to save the neighborhood, the winds will play a part. We see the right screen. One stream of water seems so insignificant against flames that forced 100,000 people to evacuate. The weather is pretty much what we had in the bay area yesterday. Santa anna winds, 60 or 70 mileperhour winds are. I dont know ...

Thats right. Specifically, which president did you most enjoy seeing jon bleep on. For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the presiden...

For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the president himself explains, theres a perfectly good reason why we dont understand what hes ...

The actual news did. Right, like the financial collapse. Or the u. S. Military strategy in the middle east. Yeah. Remember when that was a problem . laughter i do. Well, the votes are in, and were officially ready to project a winner. Your favorite segment was jon explains Climate Change to United States congressmen. Jon now you may be thinking do we really need a march to raise awareness about global Climate Change . I mean, its an accepted scientific phenomena pretty much everywhere. Heres why...

Coverage of the results, starting with Jordan Klepper covering the president ial race. Thats right. Specifically, which president did you most enjoy seeing jon bleep on. For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning ...

Jon welcome to the daily show. Welcome to the daily show. I am jon stewart. Thank you very much for coming tonight. cheers and applause hey, guess what . I got big news. This is it. This is the final episode and what a night what a big big night. A short time ago, the first republican president ial debate wrapped up in cleveland. And i think youll all agree with me, it was incredible. laughter applause so. Articulate. And because of that, even though it is our last night on the air i feel a resp...

They didnt join this team to win championships. Or become famous. They joined because there is important work to be done and only some able to do it. They are brighter, better educated, led, and equipped than any team in history. They are doctors lawyers, engineers, technologists and combat troops. All prepared for whatever comes their way. Youll find them where the lights dont flash. And the only contract they sign is with themselves and their country. One day they may be asked what they did to...

Jon josh gad whats up. Do you want to leave the show, man jon oh, you played olaf the snowman in frozen. Thats right, i did. Im a show business god, jon. Jon among eightyearolds. Disney money, bitch cheers and applause wow, wow. Jon. Jon. This is intense. So many so many old faces. Jon rob corddry. I cant even believe youre back here. Come on, give me some sugar. No, no. Jon rob corddry, everybody. I cant im like im like knocked out here. I didnt want to do this. Its very embarrassing. Its just ...

Wouldnt even be time to call your doctor yet [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right. President trump has removed Anthony Scaramucci as White House Communications director in just ten days. Now, ten days may not seem like a long time, but consider all the mooch got accomplished. He sold his company away. He gave a vulgar damning interview to the press. His wife filed for divorce. He missed the birth of his son. Thats more than trump has done in his entire presidency. [ cheers and applau...

Mesopotamia. laughter they produce both meat and eggs, as well as companionship. They are eaten by people like russian oligarch, riboflavin. Ramalamadingdong. Roboruhroe. Hes a russian with confirmed ties to chickens. More on that later when i discuss it with this chicken expert. laughter but back to the joke. Why did the chicken cross the road . Okay, what are roads . laughter why do we need them . Do tax dollars pay for roads . They do. What can be a road . Is it a highway, a road, a track, or...