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Im glad youre here. Im glad were all here. Very nice. You know, there are a lot of things to dislike about l. A. Traffic, pollution, people. But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i...

But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i just swal heed a cough drop whole by accident. [ laughter ] what im saying is its a heroic act, me beg here right now. This is from loudoun ...

But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i just swal heed a cough drop whole by accident. [ laughter ] what im saying is its a heroic act, me beg here right now. This is from loudoun ...

Just want to share one personal note. I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to powder my balls and i thank him for it. Thanks chuck. Hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keep the country open. Its amazing weve reached a point which north and south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even ...

Just want to share one personal note. I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keepnd south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even shut their computers down without paul ryans permission. But the republicans have done something that i think is bad. T...

It was 81 degrees today here, almost makes me feel guilty when i think of my friends back home but not really they have better pizza thats worth the cold. Hey the east coast is basically a slurpe, schools are closed all thanks to winter storm lee am. The winter channel picked up sound as the storm built over the Great Lengths because liam is a winter storm to be reckoned with. I will look for you. [ laughter ] i will find you. And i will kill you. Oh, my god well, run, because this storm has a v...

I think of my friends back home but not really they have better pizza thats worth the cold. Scl thanks to winter storm lee am. Is a winter storm to be reckoned with. I will look for you. [ laughter ] i will find you. And i will kill you. Oh, my god of you in liams path. Lately have you seen President Trumps hair flapping in the wind if you havent youre in for a treat this is friday heading into mara lago for the weekend and his hair tried to fly off without him. Now the red hats make sense. [ ch...

Weekend as one can have with a baby and a preschooler in the house. Ive entered a new phase with my daughter, jane. Were in the phase where she thinks she controls the television and i think i do. [ laughter ] so yesterday i watched the patriots beat the jaguars. [ cheers ] and then sorry. I watch tv. [ laughter ] i get it now. When the game was over, jane whos 3 years old figured it was her turn to watch television. She wanted to watch paw patrol. But it wasnt her turn. The whole day sunday is ...

[ laughter ] which i think is a nice personal touch. Thats whos responsible. [ laughter ] fred trump. And this is funny. They hand out tickets for this event. They hand out actual hard tickets. These are the tickets they handed out. You see right there youre invited to the address to the congress on the state of the uniom. [ laughter ] so were already off to a good start. [ laughter ] if im not mistaken, the uniom was the side that won the civil warm. Isnt that right . [ laughter ] is there noth...

Weekend as one can have with a baby and a preschooler in the house. Ive entered a new phase with my daughter, jane. Were in the phase where she thinks she controls the television and i think i do. [ laughter ] so yesterday i watched the patriots beat the jaguars. [ cheers ] and then sorry. I watch tv. [ laughter ] i get it now. When the game was over, jane whos 3 years old figured it was her turn to watch television. She wanted to watch paw patrol. But it wasnt her turn. The whole day sunday is ...