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That was really good. Oh, yeah. All right. Its friday, so you knowat what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Letshes the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. D oh, said the guy. Benson show guy benson. If only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. Werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. Lo shes like a pothole. When shes on the street. People are always trying to avoid her. New york times best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. And finally...

Love acceptance speech. Now i want to bring in a special guest who is at the State Of The Union. Last night i have with me tonight Grammy Nominated artist, entrepreneur, philanthropist, all around wonderful man, fat joe, nice to see you. Hey, laura. Whats up . Thanks for having me on. Im so glad youre here. Im happy you were in town. You were actually there last night as congresswoman barragans guest. Right in part because, joe, you have been an enormous advocate for a Transparent Health care sy...

Were some of the greatest attacks on democracy in u. S. History, yet it can be easy to forget that all the horror, reaction, discussion, and coverage, for all the trials of people that stormed the capitol and the convictions of seditionists there was no coup probe of indictment for years. The man who led the january 6th rally, impeached for inciting an insurrection, that man, two years after those events, the person at the center of it all was not facing a serious coup probe let alone charges. R...

Yes, yes, yes. Greg happy tuesday i love every 1 of you almost too much. Lets get started. Dylan old dany is trying to switch from chairmans Gender Influence or do standup comic. After the budweiser fiasco you have to admit that takes balls. I know where this is going. I government sponsor report says the country should move quickly to prevent ai from Making Humanity Extinct which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes in condoms. [ laughter ] greg stupid but the u. S. State department of t...

Latka you took the tongue right out of my mouth. Danny outsiders help us relate as an audience. Penny what are you some kind of nerd . Leonard im not some kind of nerd, i am the king of nerds. Tina fey theyre seeing everything with fresh eyes. Lurch you rang . Jaleel white that dynamic is pretty awesome, its special. Melissa joan hart that confidence really made people feel like they could be ok to be whoever they are, urkel did i do that . Melissa joan hart and i think, if i believe in who i am...

Latka you took the tongue right out of my mouth. Danny outsiders help us relate as an audience. Penny what are you some kind of nerd . Leonard im not some kind of nerd, i am the king of nerds. Tina fey theyre seeing everything with fresh eyes. Lurch you rang . Jaleel white that dynamic is pretty awesome, its special. Melissa joan hart that confidence really made people feel like they could be ok to be whoever they are, urkel did i do that . Melissa joan hart and i think, if i believe in who i am...

All right units friday you know if that means lets welcome tonights guest hes the only one on the panel who still looks like his yearbook picture of the host of the god bends and show guy benson if only his jokes were sharper says razors comedian and founder of western Razor Company david angelo shes like a pothole on the street people always trying to avoid her the New York Times bestselling author and fox contributor and finally he trims his beard with a Grazing Flock Of Sheep the New York Tim...

Voiceover this is bbc news. We will have the headlines for you at the top of the hour, which is straight after this programme. As an art critic and ajournalist, ifeel like a very lucky man indeed, because i get to spend tonnes of time inside museums, places ive loved ever since i was a boy. And during my working life, ive witnessed something astonishing how radically theyve changed. The days of museums as grand, intimidating treasuries for dusty objects are long gone. Theyre becoming much more d...

The toughest thing that ive ever done. Come face to face with the effects of rhino poaching. You know, hes meant to teach people a lesson. Hmm. He was meant to. He was meant to be here to get people to understand that you shouldnt be poaching these beautiful animals. And end up metres away from some very hungry lions. The lions here. Here he is. I can hear a lion and a buffalo. Yes. 0h he wanted to hunt. Lion snarls. But the real highlight of my trip will be experiencing whats been called one of...

[ cheering and applause ] [ ] greg i know, i know you missed us, he missed us, didnt you i get it happy wednesday everybody. Joe biden had a big way and on Super Tuesday, he woke up. Consider the alternative i mean the president did lose American Samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. Meanwhile donald trump went 141 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. Nikki haley suspended her presi...