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A bed pan. he was a funny strange thing. and then andy levey a poorly dressed shut in with two cats. he stuck around like a foul but talented odor. but we kept at the show every night and it got better bit by bit. the lesson, if you keep doing something over and over and over again you cant help but improve. not at first. it took awhile. we had some problems. first there was our lack of talent and then of course our lack of talent but then more than a few inco hairpt -- inco hairpt guests drunk ...

Hug when you are 80-years-old and you need someone to change your bed pan. it is useless for you, at the end of the day, it is about the people around you. >> that is why we have children, we have a gift. the fact that people are not chooseing it. its not selfish. its stupid. >> ramone, you spoil it more than my kids. >> part of the problem is every week it seems the economy is creating new millennial billionaire. let me tell you, you cant create a company sitting on an air mattress. you have to...

Coming out telling americans to get coverage and what to do and now that we have had the scandal none have come out and commented. they have gone behind the curtain. she might have won wisconsin for him. this is a strategy the republican should be using too. >> we need our katy perry. what say you, tom? >> who is our katy perry? >> it would be victoria jackson. >> isnt there a country star who is a right winger? >> all of them. >> what a is that girl? >> the dixie chicks. >> ted nugent is not de...

Series hot, is that a good thing? what has sweden given us? abba? thats it. they have the poor hospital care from the -- >> if you have some creepy nomes like greg it balances everything out. you bring that creature into the room and make -- and maybe things will get done if he can reach the bed pan. >> it is not often we can do is a story about sweden because they are basically irrelevant. thats why i love this stoimplet thursdays do great things. it is time to take a break. more stuff is on ...

Well, today is sentencing day for joran van der sloot. hes the 24-year-old and hes coming a plea to the 2010 murder of stephanie flores in peru. he faces 30 years behind bars but he is expected to get much less because he pled. van der sloot also is the prime suspect in the disappearance of natalee holloway. the alabama teenager officially declared dead yesterday. she was last seen leaving a bar with van der sloot on may 30th, 2005. thats exactly five years after the day that holloway disappeare...

>> you dont want to start talking about things that are over sized, do you? >> paul, lets get to you. you said gingrich served divorce papers on his wife when she was in the hospital. there were a couple of competing stories about what exactly happened back then from gingrichs wife, but neither one says that is what happened. >> okay, well you are wrong and they are wrong too. i was there. i was an orderly cleaning his bed pan. >> did you want to know what they said? >> no. >> okay. that saves m...

And thats what people here have been talking about, the system has become personified in president mubarak. but its about a system of corruption, of nepotism. its an inefficient country. people weve spoken to say, when they go to the hospital they get bad treatment, they get bad diagnosis, you to bribe nurses to change your bed pan. its the country where people are taken for granted and they want to florida to change, and they dont think it will change unless they have ability to change leaders,...

A bed pan. he was a funny strange thing. and then andy levey a poorly dressed shut in with two cats. he stuck around like a foul but talented odor. but we kept at the show every night and it got better bit by bit. the lesson, if you keep doing something over and over and over again you cant help but improve. not at first. it took awhile. we had some problems. first there was our lack of talent and then of course our lack of talent but then more than a few inco hairpt -- inco hairpt guests drunk ...