For outstanding literary work, Jason Reynolds is joining us, everybody cheers and applause but first, amazon, the company we cant live without. Well, theyve just taken shopping to the next level. After revolutionizing the way we shop online, amazon now has its sites on the way we shop in person. Tonight long lines outside the store thats trying to get rid of them altogether. Lets get ready to shop. Inside amazon go, a new Grocery Store opening to the public first time today. No checkout or register in site. Customers use a new app to scan in, start shopping. Customers leave without checking out and their amazon account is automatically charged. Trevor this is genius all those people have to do is wait in line and they dont have to wait in line at all, huh . Yeah, just two more hours, then i will be in and out in record time look at those geniuses, huh . You know, like the store is so insane. I cant wait for the first amazon store robbery. It will be so awkward. The robber will run in,
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you for tuning in im trevor noah our guest tonight, an amazing man, winner of the naacp award for outstanding literary work, Jason Reynolds is joining us, everybody cheers and applause but first, amazon, the company we cant live without. Well, theyve just taken shopping to the next level. After revolutionizing the way we shop online, amazon now has its sites on the way we shop in person. Tonight long lines outside the store thats trying to get rid of them altogether. Lets get ready to shop. Inside amazon go, a new Grocery Store opening to the public first time today. No checkout or register in site. Customers use a new app to scan in, start shopping. Customers leave without checking out and their amazon account is automatically charged. Trevor this is genius all those people have to do is wait in line
Face, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly am he announced today that he is retooring from the nfl after 18 years, yeah. Apparently he wants to spend more time with his sponsors. He will be rich, i mean missed. applause fairwell, peyton. So from one man covered in orange to another, i laughter i think we can all agree donald trump is the best thing to happen to politics. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. Cuz there was a time when for most people watching primary debates was a chor. And one of those chores that you dont have to do, you know, like dusting the toilet. But now thanks to trump, people are once again engeajed in the democratic process, hoping, just hoping to catch moments like this. He referred to my hands, if theyre small, Something Else must be small. I guarantee you, theres no problem. I guarantee you. Trevor thats right. That, that was a prime time president ial debate, where the frontrunner reassured the American Public that he has a huge penis. Now, now the thing that p
Yeah, but what about that movie dolphin tale . I am psyched for that dolphin tale big harry and mike in the morning. Lets hear from the band sledgejammer and their song [knock on door] dude, were gonna go see the new zookeeper movie. Zookeeper 2 zookeepier kay. Coming. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, im trevor noah. Thank you so much. My guest tonight from broad city ilana glaryz and abbi jacobson, everybody. But before we begin tonight, i just want to say fairwell to peyton manning. One of the greatest quarterbacks in history. He is the alltime leader in passing, touchdowns, quarterback wins and balls on a trainers face, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly am he announced today that he is retooring from the nfl after 18 years, yeah. Apparently he wants to spend more time with his sponsors. He will be rich, i mean missed. applause fairwell, peyton. So from one man cove
Hundred miles offshore to find a place that wants you to be president. I like that. Well done. Now you may be wondering why are people like rubio who has won so far minnesota and an island who cant for vote for president and john kasich who has won even less staying in the race. Good question, why are they staying in the race . Well, its because of the republicans new brilliant strategy for stopping trump. In order to stop trump from collecting the number of delegates that would put him over the top and secure him the nom nation, its imperative that all the candidates that are in race now stay in the race at least until the convention so that he wont collect enough delegates and they can be scattered among the candidates. Trevor i love this, basically theyre praying for chaos. Yeah, because if the republican establishment can just prevent trump from getting a majority of delegates before the july convention, then they can throw out all the primary votes and pick the nominee themselves.