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I da ken fit it is wi’ the folk in Elgin and stuff getting smashed up. Their cathedral’s in ruins and a', write The Flying Pigs.

If the Tories won't save the planet, we'll just have to do it ourselves - once we remember to charge the electric car, write The Flying Pigs.

It is, perhaps, not the highest praise to say that Nicola Sturgeon did a better job than Boris Johnson while in office, write The Flying Pigs.

If ab’dy gets better at maths, it’ll jist mean they’ll be mair aware of foo much money they dinna hae, write The Flying Pigs.

Throw a pile of overdue fuel bills on the fire, get cosy and settle in for a Flying Pigs Christmas special.

Theatre legend Andrew Lloyd Webber's causing trouble in London's West End, write The Flying Pigs - who kent he hud it in him?