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Going to change. [ laughter ] ive been having dreams about this election. Every night i wake up, its in my head. Remember when the song dont worry, be happy and it just got in there and you couldnt shake it . Its like that, except without the dont worry part. [ laughter ] president obama held a press conference today. His first since the election. At which every one of the reporters asked him about donald trump. Every question was about donald trump. This is dont worry, its only going to happen ...

Results of the election are not going to change. [ laughter ] ive been having dreams about this election. Every night i wake up, its in my head. Remember when the song dont worry, be happy and it just got in there and you couldnt shake it . Its like that, except without the dont worry part. [ laughter ] president obama held a press conference today. His first since the election. At which every one of the reporters asked him about donald trump. Every question was about donald trump. This is dont ...

Going to change. [ laughter ] ive been having dreams about this election. Every night i wake up, its in my head. Remember when the song dont worry, be happy and it just got in there and you couldnt shake it . Its like that, except without the dont worry part. [ laughter ] president obama held a press conference today. His first since the election. At which every one of the reporters asked him about donald trump. Every question was about donald trump. This is dont worry, its only going to happen ...

Because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indicate they were deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people who love mark will find c...

[ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indicate they were deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people w...

[ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indicate they were deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people w...

[ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indicate they were deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people w...

Because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indicate they were deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people who love mark will find c...

Our armed forces, happy veterans day. [ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indicate they were deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Hope pe...

[ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indicate they were deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people w...