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Mirror. because you are the medusa of political persuasiveness. do you understand? >> i do. >> okay. >> i dont think clinton liked that too much based upon his face. that out of the way, rules out of the way, colbert broke the news he started a twitter account for the former president. >> president clinton was taken. william jefferson clinton was taken. but pres billy jeff was available. would you like to break into the 21st century right now and send your first tweet? 140 characters or less. >>...

Performances from brad paisley, i love brad paisley. a duet from pop star jennifer lopez. >> cool. >> it will be a good show. >> looking forward to it. lets talk twitter. i got dragged on to twitter by diana perez a month ago. >> you are still learning. >> i have 700 followers. >> not too bad. >> not too bad. >> still learning how to do it. any way, another famous, a famous fellow, somebody real famous, former president bill clinton. went on "colbert." and colbert dragged him on twitter. gave hi...

Inside, it is even more terrifying as the water rushes in. jeff follows a simple, crucial procedure. seatbelt off. window down. get out. there is relief when he surfaces from the eight-foot deep canal. >> how did it go? >> very intimidating. the car went down quicker than i thought it would. >> now we are going to make it a little more complicated. >> in this test the car is filled with the driver and three passengers. lets start the clock. almost instantly. seatbelts off. windows down. within e...

>> is -- question. is he sane? >> is he sane? >> he is cool. >> you got some more left. anything else? you dont have to. >> no, no, im done. >> youre done? >> he could run for president tomorrow morning. anyway, theres a good chance colbert still has a stake in that new twitter feed, though. the masthead of it reads, i am president william jefferson billy jeff rodham clinton. steven colbert is my bff. recent tweets from that account include "now that im no longer president, ive been downgraded t...

0 >> you get the last word. thank you, tim. >> thank you. > politically unbalanced. lets play "hardball." good evening, im chris matthews in philadelphia tonight. let me start with this. ive learned one thing about politicians over the years. they are who you think they are. its always the same for me. i meet a politician ive been reading about, been watching on tv. i believe theyre not the person ive read about and watched. then after i really get to know them, guess what, i discover they are...

screaming human face. [laughter] this is stephen "the colbert re. ["the colbert report" theme music playing] captioning sponsored by comedy central [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report. everybody. [chowd] [crowd chanting stephen! >> jon: thank you so much. thank you, everybody. folks, i have to say you are excited. im excited. im still coming down from last nights interview with bill clinton. i made prerecorded history when i got the president to j...

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join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> are you aconspiracy theyrorrists at all? >> on some things, yes. i think j.f.k. was murdered by the mob. i think that marlin monroe did not overdose for captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> tonight i return to the clinton global initiative. spoiler alert: we fix the withhold world. [laughter] and then its week -- we fix the whole world. [ laughter ] and then i...

captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> tonight i return to the clinton global initiative. spoiler alert: we fix the withhold world. [laughter] and then its week -- we fix the whole world. [ laughter ] and then its week two. and my guest author charlie leduff says we shouldnt give up on detroit although he seemed awfully eager to come to new york to tell me that scientists discovered a new tarantula that is the size of a human face. correction, the size of a screamin...

have missed. first of all the economy is terrible. la of laugh all human thought has now been limited to 140 characters. [ laughter ] and most importantly nevil longbottom now looks like this. [cheers and applause] i think we can all agree that that is a real message of hope. [ laughter ] now, another big change is that thanks to ted talks -- [cheers and applause] -- all the real smarty people with the cutting edge ideas are now legally required to use a headset microphone when changin...