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>> jon: thats our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. ["the colbert report" theme music captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by >> stephen: tonight, president obama makes a deal with republicans. and in exchange, he gets really good at guitar. [laughter] then, a new technology to honor the dead. that burp you hear means the coffin has sealed in the freshness. [laughter] and my guest tony hsieh is the ceo of zappos which means if i dont li...

and gentlemen? truth. [laughter] now, obviously over the past couple of weeks, there have been a lot of very important issues that weve had to discuss here on the program, issues that may have been waylaid by perhaps more pressing issues that weve had to discuss, like the death of bin laden, the hard-core porn in bin ladens house. [laughter] hard-core poets, rhyming in the peoples house, and finally the distractions are over. we here at "the daily show" can get back to our core mission...

thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to "the report." thank you, ladies and gentlemen. please. folks, ive got to say, that kind of... (cheers and applause) that kind of cheering for me... (cheers and applause) please. oh, please. folks, ive got to say, that kind of cheering for me, thats really how i relieve stress. (laughter) now, nation, i hope youre sitting down. unless youre giving me a standing ovation at home, in which case take your time. (laughter) the rest of you, brace yo...

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is it getting worse? could the terrorists still win? that, plus the usual factor chaos with john stossel, lis wiehl and kimberly guilfoyle coming up when you bret decide to hand it back to me. >> bret: it wont be long. major thoughts on this speech. >> five troops offering veterans assistance for whatever they may need. tough talk about the work in afghanistan. unfinished business in iraq including formation of a unity government and urgent call for action on the u.s. economy. this lat...

That that sea theme. scientists in hawaii discovered ten new species of coral. half were found along deep water reeves and the nations largest marine conservation area. they think they will find even more species. its very remote. and they are hard to find. rick: this is becoming the coral news hour on fox. jenna: yeah. rick: were going to switch gears and look up. have you taken a good look at the moon lately? it turns out the moon, jenna. jenna: no. rick: is shrinking. jenna: no. rick: yes wel...

tourists have been killed in all of this. he opened fire on these people with an m-16 rifle. after seizing this bus load of tourists. because he was demanding to get his job back. relondo mendoza is 55 years old, he was let go last year, and was trying to get the police department to give him his senior inspector job back and this is what he thought it would take. he september a lot of people to the hospital, too. but among those, were just learning that some of the critically injured ...

Jenna: a good reminder about texting and driving. courtney friel for us. rick: president karzais demand that all private security contractors leave his country, leave afghanistan and leave soon, but his challenge may not even be possible. well tell you why when we come right back. , the original sporting sail in our grandfathers attic. all right. let her rip! we knew we were onto something. just throw that thing over your back and you could just shoot down any hill. and you get the sky, and you ...

the insurance they have. were eliminating lifetime limits. there is a bunch of fine print on insurance forms have sometimes ended up creating real problems for people. your insurance company decides to drop you right when you get sick, just when you need it most. those kind of practices are over now. and the final aspect of health reform thats important is that by changing the incentives for how doctors get paid under medicare, under medicaid, were actually encouraging doctors to becom...

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