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Count Binface tying with Laurence Fox in London mayoral race Adam Forrest © Provided by The Independent Novelty candidate Count Binface is tying with anti-lockdown activist Laurence Fox for last place in the London mayoral contest, new polling has found. The former Lewis actor – who launched his Reclaim Party campaign last month with a promise to “unlock” the capital from all Covid rules – has only 1 per cent support. Count Binface, the satirical politician created b...