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Nearly three years for the Ministry of the Bleeding Obvious to reach a conclusion that the average person arrived at back in the mists of antiquity.

Matsson crashes the election eve party, and Shiv and Tom come to blows.

CRAIG BROWN: January: Buckingham Palace announces that, so as to prevent further misunderstandings during encounters with the public, the Royal Family will be fitted with headcams.

Alan Greenspan said in a recession, men put off buying new underclothes. Head of U.S. Federal Reserve used this as a guide to the economys performance.

CRAIG BROWN: Scientists from the Alan Turing Institute in London have recently scanned the data from 80 years of Desert Island Discs and found The Beatles were the most popular band.

Jessica Rowbottom, dubbed "the queer Victoria Wood", is helping LGBT+ folk find "strength" using music, dark comedy and cabaret.

CRAIG BROWN: An extensive study has found our personalities are reflected in the music we enjoy. The academics could have saved time by simply listening to Radio 4s Desert Island Discs.

Wheres the PowerShell command to ban all meetings forever? Tim Anderson Tue 20 Apr 2021 // 19:23 UTC Share Copy Straight from Microsofts Department of Stating the Bleeding Obvious come tweaks to its online productivity software based on research that found back-to-back meeting cause stress. As such, Microsoft has introduced settings in Office 365 that promote breaks by making these corporate congregations start late or finish early. Administrators can set three values in...

A still from We Are The Geordies documentary Baby Bobby celebrating - Credit: Archant Documentary about the devotion of Newcastle United’s ‘toon army’ is engaging but reveals little different to any other football fans up and down the country Fans at the Huddersfield game at home from We Are The Geordies documentary - Credit: Archant At one point in this documentary about the devotion of Newcastle United fans, a book called Football For Dummies is shown and, if we’re honest, it’s prob...