the happy couple. great. i was going to say something but they told me not to say it. what do you think? anybody happy about this? take it and run with it. you like kim kardashian, right? all right. i ll go first. first of all, i would like to apologize to all the viewers who are forced to listen to gossip about kanye and kim. doctors have found that gossip about kanye and kim can give you re cancer. oh my goodness. brain cancer. well, i m not going to get that. what do you think? are you a big kim kardashian fan? i don t know mind her. she s not bugging me. what is she? a poster child for plastic surgery. what is she? no, well, if you look at her pictures when she was young, she has the same face. she s a pretty woman. so maybe love oh, bob, unbelievable. i m actually even rtrying to do the segment but that doesn t matter because bob is going to
do that right. do you know what i don t understand. it s the one about the kisses. we actually just did that one. bob, you don t pay any attention. the euro trash people. we kiss two times on each kiss. who does? you and andrea. no, we do not kiss. no, on the cheek. bought you dinner the other night. i did and remembered your name. can we talk about strategy for forgetting someone s name. i don t like a man kissing a ghost. the first one you asked about was forgetting someone s name? if you re with somebody you always say to them, you know what eric, you introduce yourself first and then i ll be able to so you have to go up and say hi my name s eric. that s a good strategy. very, very good. all right. so we have to go. so coming up, the biggest wedding since will and kate. kim and kanye tying the knot tomorrow in italy and our resident kardashian watcher,
well, they ve edited those out. how about this one. greg, let s stay with you. go to the expert. hugging someone of a vastly different height with uncertain arm placement. that has happened to me all my life. i have learned to accept it. i have learned to enjoy the smell of the belt buckle. that s why you just have dana. the perfect height. okay. what about this, bob? the denied frontal hug that turns into a weird side hug? well, i don t know. first of all, can can i point out, this is eric s watch. this watch weighs about five pounds. i cannot believe it. yeah. all kinds of stuff. first of all, the chest bump, is is that what you re talking about? no, hug. the hug like this where it s like trying to hug a frontal hug and then it turns into like a side hug. man, that could be fun if you
are those acid washed? quasi. and real quick, i m hosting for the one and only gretta van susteren so tune in in one hour. you re up. thank you. we are getting very close to memorial day so guess what fox is doing. the fox business channel will have a marathon of 16 episodes of war stories on the business channel from 9:00 a.m. eastern until 1:00 in the morning. it shows over 100 hours of military footage of our nation s heroes. the courage and commitment from the country s men and women that have fought and served this country so bravely. bob, stop being a weirdo. that s impossible! got multiple cameras going here. i hope you enjoy it and spend some time. we want to thank the men and women who have served our country. the big day is coming up on
forget russia. the people you need to be worried about are the chinese. that s the one thing they don t have. they don t have oil production. now they have that locked up. if they ever decide to be angry and start hating us we re in trouble. china, did no dinosaurs die there? why don t they have oil? i don t know. bob, can you answer this question, at the same time the president back here at home won t agree to go along with the keystone pipeline. the russians are partnering with the chinese and what are we doing? the opposite. i long expected that the chinese were going to invade russia to get their oil. seriously. i could imagine a day when the chinese premiere comes to the white house and says we re getting into this with the russians. it s not your business and they re going to go in nonnuclear and they re going to take the siberian oil fields because they need it. they re buying it. so far.