i told you not to say anything. sorry. you ve written some of the raciest stuff. i know, it s great, isn t it? blockbuster stuff. i read it myself many a holiday. i was doing it way before anybody else. you were. i have fun with it. i can write great marriage sex, but i know it exists. you should know that. also you can write great fun sex. and i like writing something that s going to make people laugh but turn them on at the same time. how much of the stuff do you write about have you partaken? everything. seriously? yes. based on your experience. i was a wild child. no wonder you smile so much. between 15 and getting married for the first time i was a wild child. she knows that. i ve got a copy of the original manuscript of lucky. this is extraordinary. this is how you do your books. i still write. you hand write books page after page. yes.