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[music] hello. Welcome to outside source. Governments around the world are ting restrictions at the coronavirus as the coronavirus continues to spread. President macron has ordered the whole of france to stay at home or risk being punished. He says the country is at war the u. K. Is saying avoid social contact, dont travel, dont go tohe pub. Boris jon says all of the measures are tough but necessary. I believe they are overwhelmingly worth it to slo the spread of the disease, to reduce the peak,...

♪ i made the jokes, i played the fool ♪ ♪ i took time, made all the plans ♪ ♪ i know i told you ♪ that we were supposed to have something ♪ ♪ booked for this weekend but i changed my mind ♪ ♪ i changed my mind, i changed my mind ♪ ♪ i changed my mind and i changed my mind ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. we have a guest tonight, the great matthew...

tried to steal a boat. no, i took care of that. the peabodys will be getting some free rides on the nbc jet. there wont be anything in the papers at all. really? what about this? well, i had to give them something. ugh. dont worry. shes gonna love it. thats just insulting. liz, liz, did you see me in the post? oh, my god, its so embarrassing. look how thin i look. and look how many emails ive gotten. its not even 8:00 am in l.a. should i call stern? youre welcome. >> stephen: tonight! ...

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been wondering what they may have missed there was the incredibly understated news of the world scandal coverage, our in no way derogatory look at your queens rain soaked birthday flotilla and the respectful coverage of your royal wedding. ♪ oh, yeah, hitler is hiding in there ♪ [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] hold on. sorry. im being told were no longer on the air in the united kingdom. i forgotten paddington bear was (bleep) off during that scene for no apparent reason whatsoe...