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Ive seen it. [laughter] and please follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the show. You can also watch full episodes of tosh. 0 on flo tv live mobile television. Finally, i showed you this video last week and asked you to guess what i was reacting to. Well, here are your guesses. Was it jane lynch winning an emmy . [laughter] no, it wasnt, but she deserved it. I am a huge gleetard. I dont know. But it was recio from the black guy clip of the week . Yes, recio, that was you. [laughter] [...

[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow at 1 167b8g here is your moment of zen. You are not suggest the rebuilding of iraq is done 1 this sit for the u. S. American taxpayers did not get their moneys worth after spending captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Stephen good to have you with us. [cheers and applaus...

Here it is your moment zen. Your job is to keep him under control this morning. If he runs captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Stephen good to have you with us. [cheers and applause] thank you so much, folks. Glad you are with me here tonight. Nation, al gore should be turning over in his grave, [laughter] because its march 6th...

Make sure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010. Tickets are still available. Shocking. [laughter] apparently ass[bleep] isnt the draw that i thought it would be. [laughter] before we go, its time to play a little game of what did i do to nathan . Im gonna show you some footage of my friend nathans face and you have to figure out what im doing. [metallic clicking] oh oh oh [groans and laughs] mother[bleep]. I shot him in the ball bag seven times with a pellet gun. [crowd groaning] ready . [gun c...

Here it is your moment zen. Your job is to keep him under control this morning. If he runs captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Stephen good to have you with us. [cheers and applause] thank you so much, folks. Glad you are with me here tonight. Nation, al gore should be turning over in his grave, [laughter] because its march 6th...

[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow at 1 167b8g here is your moment of zen. You are not suggest the rebuilding of iraq is done 1 this sit for the u. S. American taxpayers did not get their moneys worth after spending captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Stephen good to have you with us. [cheers and applaus...

[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow at 1 167b8g here is your moment of zen. You are not suggest the rebuilding of iraq is done 1 this sit for the u. S. American taxpayers did not get their moneys worth after spending captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Stephen good to have you with us. [cheers and applaus...

I got to look up the word usus. 57 miles is a tough walk for anyone. This teen just did it carrying his brother on his back. The inspiring story this hour. Mornings are better with friends. I remember the day that foreigner actually performed that on sixth avenue. I suppose they did double vision for a reason. Lincoln chafee from my home state of rode ill is going to be here but it looks like two steves. Now i have double vision. Look at that. If he wants to pick a running mate. I think you have...

Heat after benghazi, hours after the attack you flew to vegas, baby. Surely if there is another massive terror threat, you would be in the oval office working, right . The day of my birthday we do departure photos of people that are transitioning out of the white house, let them bring their families in, they take a picture in the oval office. Golf, hoops, pictures with your buddies in the oval office, birthday cakes, balloons, some weekends, sir, but back to business now, right . No, off to holl...

My name is mary neal. On january 14th, 1999, i died while kayaking on a south american river. I live in jackson hole, wyoming. I am married. I had four children. They were all competitive Cross Country skiers. I am an orthopedic spine surgeon. And i was very busy. I mean, i finished my residency and was married with a fulltime job and one child and then had another one and another one and they kept coming. And i think i was very, very typical. I had very little time for my spiritual life. What w...