Up his hands in a celebratory manner. [ laughter ] lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight wanda sykes, cassidy hutchinson, and music from lany. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very nice. Thank you. Thank you, i appreciate it. Welcome. Im jimmy, im the host. Thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us on a very special day, a very holy day of guacamole here in the united states. It is National Taco day today. [ cheers ] why would they have taco day on wednesday . Isnt tuesday the taco day . Guillermo yeah, taco tuesday, yeah. Jimmy everything is so screwed up. [ laughter ] did you get that text from the Emergency Alert system today . The federal government let everyone know our phones would be getting an alert message at 2 20 eastern, 11 20 a. M. Our time today. Everyones phones made a terrible noise at once. And of course, because everyone is crazy now, the conspiracy goblins were out in force warning anyone who will listen
The chicago cubs made their second visit to the white house today, wow two white house visits in one year. Who do they think they are, the president . [ light laughter ] during a phone call with the irish Prime Minister yesterday, President Trump reportedly told an irish journalist in the oval office that she had a nice smile on her face. Then he said, wait, now its gone. [ light laughter ] according to new research, a presson patch for the flu vaccine works just as well as the flu shot. You just remove the adhesive backing and place it firmly over your coworkers mouth. [ light laughter ] a british man who previously set a record for making the Worlds Largest rubiks cube recently created what he believes is the Worlds Largest fidget spinner. And then he went home and slept in the worlds emptiest bed. [ laughter and applause ] a new a brand new study found that heavy drinking could cause a persons cells to age faster and if you dont believe me, check out this recent picture of justin bi
The chicago cubs made their second visit to the white house today, wow two white house visits in one year. Who do they think they are, the president . [ light laughter ] during a phone call with the irish Prime Minister yesterday, President Trump reportedly told an irish journalist in the oval office that she had a nice smile on her face. Then he said, wait, now its gone. [ light laughter ] according to new research, a presson patch for the flu vaccine works just as well as the flu shot. You just remove the adhesive backing and place it firmly over your coworkers mouth. [ light laughter ] a british man who previously set a record for making the Worlds Largest rubiks cube recently created what he believes is the Worlds Largest fidget spinner. And then he went home and slept in the worlds emptiest bed. [ laughter and applause ] a new a brand new study found that heavy drinking could cause a persons cells to age faster and if you dont believe me, check out this recent picture of justin bi
With eric goode the entrepreneur restaurateur and founder of the turtle conservancy. Its hard to generalize. In the case of the plow share tortoise it comes from a tiny geography, theres maybe a few hundred left in the world. Its rarer than a panda bear. And these animals tend to slip through the cracks and so what im trying to do is protect it in the wild and weve hired guards and done a number of things. I dont know if its working. We also work on breeding in the madagascar. Rose is that working . That is working. Rose we conclude with garry wills, he is the author of a new book called why priests . A failed tradition. He also talks about the Roman Catholic church today and the election of a new pope. Nt i would not say get rid of priests because theyre very Good Community brothers in christ let them teach, let them study bible, let laymen do it, too. But dont say they are the exclusive channels of grace. Dont say well theres no sense coming to church if a priest isnt there to consec
Captioning sponsored by Rose Communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. Rose Madeleine Albright is here. She was secretary of state from 1997 to 2001. Her approach to American Foreign policy was marked by a muscular commitment to the ideal of democracy. Her story began in far away lands, she was born in czechoslovakia before the start of world war ii. She looks back at her childhood in her latest book called prague winter a personal story of remembrance and war. The paper back version is just out. I am pleased to have her on this program. Welcome. Wonderful to visit you. Thank you. Rose you told me about this wonderful organization that you have started which is called which is all about the former Foreign Ministers around the world. Its sponsored by aspin, its the aspin Foreign Ministers forum we its unofficial name is madeleine and her exes. Rose laughs and we meet a couple times a year talk and share a lot of experience. I have a business, i have a Globa