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Are rarely, if ever, used as places of mass worship any more. its a very big hotel room. money raised from letting champers like me stay means the crumbling buildings are spared a slow, inevitable decline. so im keen to give this champing a go. where will i be sleeping? yeah? so youll be sleeping possibly in the executive pews, because its meant to be the warmest part of the church. id expect nothing less! its good that its a box pew because it stops the draughts. and so here you are. ah, here w...